Fred and the" machine"

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by FCCstandards, Oct 29, 2013.

  1. FCCstandards

    FCCstandards Non-Essential Salooner VIP

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    He's been with the new computer system since 2006 and still doesn't know how to search for songs. Is he too old?
     
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    Maybe he overindulges on the Steel Reserve at night to the point it affects his job performance and memory.
     
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    Fred still says, "Whoa!" when Howard says something 'shocking'.

    He is out of touch.
     
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    :secret: Thread rated.
     
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    Fred checked out years ago
     
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    the fake laugh remains the same from the 80's
     
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    fred's talent really took a nose dive when they went to sirius. any stern fan with any computer ability would've been able to do a better job. fred was pretty amazing on the primitive FM equipment, but he just sucks now.
     
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    [video=youtube_share;4Pd3HttiaRw]http://youtu.be/4Pd3HttiaRw[/video]
     
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    Freds incompetence and failure get overlooked because of the rest of the shows incompetence and failure.

    Fred was a genius at KROCK.
    Sirius Fred is the polar opposite of genius.
     
  10. WillyBest

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    :winner:

    Fred's been on autopilot since the first year at Sirius.
     
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    What are you talking about fred helped out on the horrible re-make of the silver nickel and golden dimes shatner song.
     
  12. chapped

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    typical day for fred would look like this

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    horrible!
    Fred used 'sound of silence' again recently
    a 50 year old song.......:facepalm:
     
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    If robin reaches 300lb will she go out on full disability?
    :bigthink
     
  15. Rob0729

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    Give Fred a break. He has been on vacation since circa 2008. He hasn't used the Profit system in about 5 years. He must have forgot how to use it.
     
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    Fred barley has a heart beat. you never hear from him, he plays no drops, no songs, no Jackie laugh and he seems to have been told by Howard two years ago that the show has changed direction and his services in that area are no longer needed.
     
  17. RonHeinzkaboot

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    Fred makes Jon Ritchie sound loquatious
     
  18. chapped

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    IF??

    she has to be north of 250 lbs right now
     
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    5' 6"
    220lb
    big ole black titties make her look fatter than she am be.