Fred Armisen takes shot at stern

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  1. ItsAWholeThing

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    per marksfriggin:

    Fred said he thinks that he and Howard have different tastes in women. He said he doesn't agree with Howard on a lot. Howard asked if he thinks Sophia Vergara is hot. Fred said she is. Howard said he doesn't think she's all that. Fred said he finds it very interesting when he talks about people. Howard asked him to give him a name of a woman he'd like to have sex with. Fred mentioned this singer Feist that Howard had never heard of. Howard said he doesn't get that. Howard said he would think he would want Tina Fey or someone like that. Howard told Gary to bring him a picture of this Feist woman. Fred said maybe they should save that conversation for anther time.


    This gets uncomfortable ,i feel it was a direct shot at beefus.He ll never be on the show again
     
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    Fred is gay. I'm pretty sure they have the exact same taste in "women".

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    Sofia's titties are real, Beth's came with a AMEX Black Card receipt and 1 year limited manufacturer's warranty.

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    She's a "Jersey 4"
     
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    At least Fred is playing in his own league.
     
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    I don't think that was a shot as much as a akward hipster dufus trying to have an "inside" conversation as an "aside"
    Maybe he has some theory about HS like many listeners do and wanted to prove himself right. Maybe he just can't believe him and Beefus are a couple or that HS finds Ralph attractive.
    Maybe Howard made a negative comment about one of Fred's hipster girl friends and he wanted to try to defend Howard before he got off air.
    Fred did a guest appearance on Broad City, maybe one of those Broads was upset with Howard for trashing Lena Dunham.
    Fred sounded pretty taken with Howard, I don't think he was trying to take a shot at him. They seem like two weirdos in a pod.

    I can't believe Howard had to explain Fred's joke of playing Black Bird at his Birthday Bash. That about sums it up. Fred Armisten is not so much a comedian but a New Yorker cartoon.
    Though I do find that Portlandia funny.
     
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    I think he bailed on the convo because he didn't want to go down the path of being critical of particular women :dontknow:
     
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    Howard desperately wants to have a perfect 10 chick. The simple fact is, Beth isn't. She is pretty, but she isn't hot. She is pretty in the way that she'd look good as a first lady in an elegant dress or she'd look good if she wore a business suit and was a lawyer or something. But she's not sultry, sexy or sensual - not at all. She has awkward features and proportions, which is why she never made it as a model nor ever made it on TV. I'm not just trying to dig at Howard either - she just doesn't have the correct proportions and bone structure to be amazingly hot the way Christie Brinkley or Cathy Ireland or Catherine Zeta Jones is.

    And that's also why she is with Howard. Hot and successful women get hot and successul men. Howard is successful but he looks like a fucking bridge troll. So he had to compromise... he couldn't get a true "10" in looks and certainly couldn't get anyone famous, so he had to settle for a bit less. He dropped down on the looks scale and dropped way down on the "fame and fortune" scale. Howard doesn't want to admit this, so he desperately tries to convince himself and everyone else that she's a 10 and she's famous and "has her own money".

    All this stuff about getting her on TV is not just about fulfilling Beth's dreams of fame, it's also about fulfilling Howard's dream to have a pretty AND successful wife. He desperately wants her to be a Sofia Vergara or a Catherine Zeta Jones... which is why he props her up and puts down the kind of women he *really* wishes he had. He's trying to equate what he has to those chicks.
     
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    I agree that it probably wasn't intentional but it was funny to hear Howie take offense,you could hear him getting annoyed and i felt like Freds tie to Rob Zombie may have also caused howie to get defensive.Isn't there a known issue with beefus or something,zombie and his wife dont seem to like the horse
     
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    So according to Wiggy Sophia isn't all that but every man who gazes at Beth whips out their dick and starts jerking off?????
     
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    Sad pathetic reach
     
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    I know Rob Zombie cropped CuntO out of a B.B.photo. Is there more to the story? You got me interested now.
     
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    Isnt Sophia the #1 female earner on tv right now? that alone makes her diserable to marble man.
     
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    I think that's Judge Judy :jj:
     
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    And this is why your in shitpiles,congrats
     
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    Yeah I think that is more on the money and then Howard bailed because he realized he was going to look old or not hip not knowing the young chicks that Fred would mention.
    Sophia Vergara?

    I have to disagree with the other poster, Beth is hot. She may not be classicaly beautiful or have that "it" star factor like a Cherize Theron or Angelina Jolie, but I am sure if you saw her in person, she is a striking 10 foot tall blonde with a Christie-Brinkly-like face and she can definitely be sexy, she was an escort to rich old men for a long time. Now I am not saying she is any more beautiful than a lot of other fine restuarant hostesses but I bet she makes a statement on his arm. She is definitely rich guy eye candy material--I can't negate that even though I hate her so much. She certainly doesn't look like any of his daughters which he hides in the basement. Remember he makes her play up the little girl role to help rebrand his image. Everyone knew he would date/marry a stripper but its more of a human interest story that he married the all american girl next door or saint fairy princess.