Fred Norris and his Unfunny High/Low Voice Shit

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  1. The Bloody Nine

    The Bloody Nine VIP Extreme Gold

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    Fred is a giant no-talent. The years post-Jackie have made clear what a miserable toady dickface he is. His Jackie and Gary impressions were always funny AND fun; sadly now we have to pretend Gary is not a moronic monster-face (except while Rappoport is on, GOLD MIKE R) and Jackie is scrubbed from the show.

    It was never funny when old grandmother looking Fred did the Nicole Bass or Siobhan voices, for me, and now we have him unfunnily doing his hacky shit with Caitlyn Jenner.

    Fuck you, Fred!
     
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    I concur. The voice but always was stupid.
     
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    He barely exists. He's like the pictures on the walls in motel rooms.
     
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    I cringe anytime he does the nicole voice. Only voice that I thought was somewhat funny was the nazi when they played jew or not a jew game. Its funny anytime someone tries to correct him, he flies off the handle bars.
     
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    Like Howard with his Ted Kennedy imitation that he continues to do on a regular basis, Fred is doing likewise with his Nicole Bass/tranny voice...two old farts phoning it in.
     
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    It really is bad because it makes no sense. Caitlyn Jenner still has a relatively normally pitched male voice. If she were speaking in a higher voice, it would make sense.
     
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    funny
     
  9. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Fred is one of the only Americans in history who has a high-paying job, has not missed a paycheck in over 30 years, has no divorce expense, has only one child.....and he says he cannot afford to retire even though he's north of age 60.

    He shops at Ikea, but he's still counting his pennies.
     
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    Fred has been a lazy fuck since Jackie left.
    Anyone could do his job .
    He is boring and predictable these days and I dont see a need for him to be
    around. Lets face it , the show is a morning zoo with hack topics and bullshit TV
    talk . Its the same shit you hear on hits FM radio.
    Big Fuckin deal !
     
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    I swear they could replace Fred with an intern and no one would notice.
     
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    Inner circle
     
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    I never liked any of Freds voices. He used to be fast with the drops. Now he can't do any because of PC Howie…They all are phoning it in…Bore/snore fest..
     
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    The Jesus twins said it best:
    "You're a sound effects man, you press a button. How is that talent?"
     
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    Bruce Jenner...the dudes name is Bruce Jenner.
     
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    Agreed 100%. This hasn't been funny for years
     
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    Wait are you telling me Howard actually had the balls to mock Caitlin Jenner? I thought the modern PC Wiggy wouldn't dare offend a brave woman like her.

    I mean I imagine he's still unlistenable, but for him not to do a 180 like he did with the gays is pretty impressive all things considered.
     
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    If Howard thinks it's funny, then it IS funny. No exceptions!*


    * memo to all HSS employees. Probably.
     
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    Fred doing Herman Munster for Nicole Bass gets me every time. But, I never found the whole "Hi-lo tranny voice" to be even mildly amusing. It was bad enough when Fred would do it but when that retard Zolar would call in and do it, I wanted to reach through the phone and gouge out his eyeballs with my thumbs.
     
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    Mocking and humiliating transgendered people is okay so long as you make an occasional "heartfelt" speech about how brave and heroic they are and how they should be "placed on pedestals".

    If you do that - and have George Takei sit in on the show a couple times a year - you can mock gays however much you like and their national spokespersons will still lick your balls.
     
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