fred norris at the roasts

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  1. propagandhi

    propagandhi Well-Known Member

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    I was watching some of the roasts oin my downtime, and noticed no one ever went after Fred. Were they instructed not to?
     
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    They don't want to die.
     
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    Three words: Rainbow Fuckin' Room.

    Get personal with him and he just loses it.
     
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    Fred has no sense of humor for a guy who is so funny with the drops, but you're right no one goes after him at all.
     
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    He probably has retard strength.
     
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    In the old days, if anyone ever gave Fred the littlest jab, he would come out swinging with full force. It was shocking how vicious he was .
    I think most of his underlying sensitivity came from the physical beatings his older brother gave him in childhood .
     
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    Are you kidding me? Fred's a fucking psycho who can't take a joke.... I wouldn't goof on him if I were in the same state as him either.
     
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    I even remember some recent occurrences where he went 1000% after the lightest, baby swing of a jab.

    He's a nut.
     
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    Fred, fred, fred, fred, fred fred, fred, fred, He's a Fred, a wonderful Fred
     
  10. propagandhi

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    The only thing I can think of is the Gary oldman joke that Colin Quinn made
     
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    I think Colin said that Bababooey is uglier than Fred's thoughts (and Sal's marriage).
     
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    Quinn also said that he also looks like a retarded Gary Oldman...
     
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    I seem to remember one roast, someone was going at Fred and he was fucking ANSWERING the jokes. Completely against the spirit of the roast. It was retarded.

    He can dish it out but he can't take it. Fucking can't stand Fred. Overrated.
     
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    i used to adore fred....i thought he was so sexy. i never gave a thought to how obviously dysfunctional he's been.

    is he separated from alison norris? someone mentioned it awhile back....i guess i didn't care enough to follow up. now i'm curious.
     
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    I used to think he was this cool genius, but after listening more and more, he is what you described. Then again, he had a weird childhood. I haven't listened in awhile,idoes he have any role anymore?
     
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    What exactly happened to him in his childhood? I've heard it mentioned sometimes on the show about how horrible it was but his parents sound like such nice people when they've been on the show.
     
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    Papa Nukis invaded Fred's tuchus
     
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    Aren't his "parents" actually his mom and step-dad?

    His real dad was a douche or something, that's why he changed his name to Eric I believe, because he found out the idea to name him Fred was his real dad's idea.
     
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    Ok, so it was his real dad that molested or abused him?
     
  20. IPrankNoOneElse

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    Fred is the most sensitive pussy on the show.