Fred Norris: Pussy At Heart?

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  1. Dusco

    Dusco New Member

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    Am I the only one that would like to see Fred knocked the fuck out? I can not stand sobs that act so big and bad then when the real shit hits the fan they run and hind.. I been listening since the 80's and he has always struck me as that type of person.. In studio he is Jesus himself but on the street he would be the first whore to call the police rather than deal with an issue himself. Then come on the next day and tell a story about how he held them at bay.
     
  2. Lou Skunt

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    Fred is a good company man. Just listen to how he fake laughs at all of Hoard's weak ass jokes. I don't wish him any harm. Ralph, Jason, Booey, Jon Hein, Ronnie, all need to be knocked down a few notches though.
     
  3. CowboyX

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    Fred knows who butters his bread, but he's not a total suckass.

    What's the last stupid or weird thing he did? I think he's really calmed down since the baby.
     
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    He needs a good kick in the teeth. Listening to the news I expect certain sound drops when Blobin starts a story and silence. Only when Howard cuts in and becomes the know it all will Fred wake up but still give minimal effort.
     
  5. HorsetoothBeth

    HorsetoothBeth Well-Known Member

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    The worst had to be when Langford reported on Fred flipping out in the Ikea parking lot. Fred was a total douche. Especially out in the hallway after the show.
     
  6. Cawn

    Cawn Active Member

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    Fred showed his pussy when he cast the 'Jackie Comeback' swing vote Robin's way. Fred didn't have the jam to end his last remaining years with some chaos. I was disappointed but like said above, knowing who butters the bread is nothing I can hold against him.

    The investment property anchoring him to NYC surprised me a bit. I had him pegged as a guy who would leave the rat race way behind him when that day comes.
     
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    fred is now just collecting a paycheck ... nothing more nothing less
     
  8. Gay Howard

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    Fred is a douche. I agree 100% with the OP.
     
  9. HooHoo

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    Hate to be contrarian but Fred is an island in a sea of dull, so surrounded and overshadowed by the myriad of other talentless hacks and bores he isn't even on the radar. You never hear him. And his Booey and Benjy impressions alone give him a pass in my book.

    No, I could live for years in a Himalayan ashram in a state of samadhi and still keep a gun oiled & cleaned hoping to run into these people in this order:

    1. Benjy
    2. Hein
    3. Robin
    4. Lisa G
    5. Ronnie
     
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  10. Time Bandit

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    loogie in fred's wife's face and you won't get away with it ...gareoanteed
     
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    depends on who hurled the loogie
     
  12. FlaFlaFlunkie

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    I was gonna say..."you mean, like a responsible adult?," but your next sentence clears it up.
    Oh. So you think he embellishes on stuff, huh?
     
  13. Spazzmatazz

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    I think Fred's sick of what the show (and Howard) has become, and is just throwing in the fake laughs (because it's expected) and late drops as he rides out his contract.
     
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    Guys... Fred is a very overpaid lacking sound dropper these days.
    Why would he call out Howard on anything these days? I'm sure he's just trying to retire and that's that.

    What would Fred do after THSS? Nothing nearly the same pay.
    Dont get mad at a guy for providing for his family. We all do soulless shit
    yo put our kids through college without tthose fucking loans we had.
     
  15. Sacredcow

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    He like many people are just satisfied with getting by. He has good thing going and he doesn't want to ruin it by speaking the truth or upsetting the King of all shills. You are totally right. Give him his check and he is happy to tow the line. All that aside of the big three (big nose, big black, and fred) He has delivered the most laughs recently.
     
  16. Big Biscuit

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    If I didn't know some of the history of the show and just started listening, I would be wondering who the hell Fred even is. I wouldn't think he was even a player in the Stern world. Fred should thank his lucky stars that he became Howard's security blanket, that's a pretty damn lucrative gig because otherwise he doesn't bring much to the game anymore.
     
  17. Popeye Saavedra

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    This. While I miss the old Fred and am disappointed that he just sucks Howard's balls these days (if he does anything at all), I do understand his need to collect that paycheck and not want to rock the boat because of it. I noticed a real attitude change when Robin and Fred started to make serious money. As others have said, what the fuck would Fred be doing otherwise and who in the hell would pay him what he gets now?
     
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    You are crazy, Fred's Benjy impression has to be the worst impression on the show..even worse than anything of Robins.
     
  19. FlaFlaFlunkie

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    All his impressions are terrible, but at least the lines he delivers in the impersonated voice are funny as hell.
     
  20. Phantom Lord

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    You have to love that during the Artie and Teddy fight literally almost everyone is trying to stop and hold back Artie. Benjy is doing everything he can to hold back Artie and Fred just looks up and doesn't move an inch.


     
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