Fred Norris Rides A Bus????

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  1. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    On today's replay, Howard asked Fred what he did for Father's Day.

    Fred said that he went to Long Island to visit with his wife, daughter and his MIL, and then Fred took a bus back to Manhattan.

    1. I don't understand the wife's living situation.

    2. Fred is a millionaire and he rides a bus to get around?
     
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    Queen Norris is around
     
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    I'm out of the loop.
    is he separated from his wife ?
     
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    He made the comment that "they are nearby."
     
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    Bus driver to passengers make way for the little old lady.
     
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    Fred seems to be a normal guy that does normal NYC things.
    He's not a 6'5" queen in a bad wig, that stands out in a crowd. He blends.
    I believe taking the shuttle bus to and from the shore points is a very common thing in NYC.
    It's entirely possible that he has a place in the city for the work week and that the wife and kid live in a nice suburb.
     
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    Think he has a place in the Hamptons that he's mentioned
    Allison probably stays there all summer with the daughter
     
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    I'm pretty sure Fred is separated from his wife, and has learned to keep his personal life away from work. It would also explain why his wife no longer shows up to show events like birthday parties and Christmas parties.
     
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    I bet they are all dead in a footlocker in Freds condo.
     
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    prob had a driver in a town car and said bus to sound like he is not rich.
     
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    Such a nuanced and understated performance by Ms. O'Donnell. Just brilliant.
     
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    I doubt that he's a millionaire. I don't know how much his situation has changed, but he said on the show that he couldn't afford to retire if Howard quits.
     
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    maybe he likes doing stuff normal people do
    where I live only weirdos take the bus
    but in a bigger city it seems to be pretty common
     
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    [​IMG] Bus leaves the upper west side for the hamptons... you can use the HOV lane and beat the traffic.. $30 each way.. air conditioned.. WIFI, bathroom, few reggies.
     
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    They have two homes and his wife and kids go to the Hamptons home in the summer, always have, Howard used to pick on Queen Norris for this before Queen Beth came into being and he couldn't do that anymore.
    The Jitney from the Hamptons and the City is well ridden by many who commute like this in the summer and their are multiple jitneys (bus).
    I don't think it means they got a divorce.
    Plus Fred is a motorcycle rider and we like to invent reasons for long rides and having your family in LI while you feel the need to be in NYC for your Mon-Wed job is a good one
     
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    He's lucky she didn't make him walk back.
     
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    I like that he's normal enough to take the bus, but the train woulda been a lot quicker and less stops.
     
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    Fuckin genius!
     
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