Freds is obsessed with me

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by jdwhatever, May 2, 2015.

  1. jdwhatever

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    he brings up my name a lot
     
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    splashwut
     
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    Not really...yer just a huge fag.
     
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    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    Ouch
     
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    The truth hurts.
     
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    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    You're running your alcoholic mouth again.
     
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    I've been a drunken faggot for years...you don't hear me crying about it.
     
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    Boner pissing is far more difficult than given credit.
     
  9. Phil McKrakin

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    I've been thinking about bringing the long lost art of the wee wee circle back.
     
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    I don't even want to ask.
     
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    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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  12. Phil McKrakin

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    It's simple...you stand in the middle of the street and piss, circling in an ever widening spiral. Piss stain lasts for days...even weeks.
     
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    Good song. That really sucks about José though.
     
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    You do this during the day, at the park or some shit?
     
  15. Phil McKrakin

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    You just might be dumber than you look.
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Phil, you'll get arrested for indecent exposure.
     
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    Is this some kind of test?
     
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    No, it's a law.
     
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    You must think I'm some kind of idiot.
     
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    Everyone thinks you're an idiot.
     
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