Free Blowjob with First Drink

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  1. thunderfist2112

    thunderfist2112 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Big Lar and wife is a whore like this.
  2. IfTheyOnlyKnew

    IfTheyOnlyKnew VIP Extreme Gold

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    Is it just me, or does it look like she has shit in her panties? :confused:
     
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    thunderfist2112 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I prefer the anal cafés.
     
  5. Alisonsbankacct

    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    Must be a sad existence when people won't have sex with you simply because they like you or find you attractive.
     
  6. zutroy

    zutroy Totally nude. Totally flawless.

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    I heartily endorse this business model.
     
  7. Mr Vengeance

    Mr Vengeance Ladies love cool V. VIP

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    How many drinks do I have to buy to NOT have her blow me?
     
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  8. SternsEgo

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    Better than applebees
     
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    Effective promotion.
     
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    yaddc Well-Known Member

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    lol
     
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    yaddc Well-Known Member

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    how much is that 1st drink?
     
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    yaddc Well-Known Member

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    Sirius is making that offer also. New customers only.
     
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    The sex trade biz is such a trip.
    I think I'd feel sleazy doing it
     
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    The ugly and unattractive must take the crumbs they can get. I speak as someone at whom no girl ever looked twice at during college. Not one.
     
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    Chicken Soda Unknown Member

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    Upon inspection, I think we're talking dark crack?

    @wife is a whore
     
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    Pretty sure that's outside nobu
     
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    :console:
     
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  19. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Tard News Team VIP

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    Yeah. Them panties just shear and lacey, so you see right through em to the crack.
     
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    See? I can always count on my Whore.

    :wub: