Discussion in 'The Bar' started by DogStar69, Feb 5, 2012.
I usually get a free onion ring in my fries there.
Fabled Burger King Employee Places Single
Onion Ring In Everyone's Fries
MUNDELEIN, ILâ€”A legendary Burger King employee, known across the land for the
heroic and selfless deed of randomly inserting a single onion ring among the french
fries of unsuspecting customers, is believed to have recently resurfaced in this sleepy
Illinois town, sources reported Monday. "That onion ring was such a pleasant surprise,"
said Burger King patron Richard Jameson, 37, who claimed that he caught a blue-and-
yellow blur out of the corner of his eye, but before he could personally thank the
mysterious figure, the "Employees Only" door was already closed. "If you're reading this,
good sir, thank you." While none can predict when or at which Burger King franchise the
beloved fry cook will strike next, he will not rest as long as his evil nemesis continues
placing shriveled-up, nasty brown fries in people's orders.