fresh pineapple and fresh strawberries

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by DrivenByDemons, May 2, 2012.

  1. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Gold

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    I am eating them
     
  2. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Gold

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    I hope this thread isn't too hostile
     
  3. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Gold

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  4. HAL

    HAL HAM

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  5. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    are you still standing up to pee? :facepalm:
     
  6. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    You, sir, have a vagina.
     
  7. Boss Ono

    Boss Ono New Member Banned User

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    Has wicked smaaaaht heard aboot this?
     
  8. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Gold

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    no

    yes
     
  9. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    nothing wrong with that :wub:
     
  10. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Gold

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    If I could keep my brain but have a real vagina and tits I would rule the world (srs)
     
  11. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    yer shit's gonna be green and yellow w/ strawberry seeds speckled in
     
  12. banksy

    banksy Doritos housing hillbilly VIP

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    Sounds fruity. :gayhand:
     
  13. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    :rapesbansky:
     
  14. Atomic Wedgie

    Atomic Wedgie Crash Victim

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    I love pineapple, but strawberries make me sick.
     
  15. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
    (You read my mind.)
     
  16. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Gold

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    I don't get it :dontknow:
     
  17. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    :secret: Its a blowjob joke.
     
  18. pheelios

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    [​IMG](+)
     
  19. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    Ah, but therein lies the conundrum - possession of said vagina and tits both gives you the world and removes any desire to rule it, for wanting to rule the world is only based on wanting vagina and tits. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
     
  20. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Suck my dick from the back VIP

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    I am currently compiling a list of ladies to conduct an experiment.

    So far here is the list...















    :sad: