fresh pineapple and fresh strawberries

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by DrivenByDemons, May 2, 2012.

  1. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Well-Known Member

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    I am eating them
     
  2. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Well-Known Member

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    I hope this thread isn't too hostile
     
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  4. HAL

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  5. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er 2010 OG Gold

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    are you still standing up to pee? :facepalm:
     
  6. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    You, sir, have a vagina.
     
  7. Boss Ono

    Boss Ono New Member Banned User

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    Has wicked smaaaaht heard aboot this?
     
  8. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Well-Known Member

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    no

    yes
     
  9. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er 2010 OG Gold

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    nothing wrong with that :wub:
     
  10. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Well-Known Member

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    If I could keep my brain but have a real vagina and tits I would rule the world (srs)
     
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    yer shit's gonna be green and yellow w/ strawberry seeds speckled in
     
  12. banksy

    banksy It's summertime VIP

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    Sounds fruity. :gayhand:
     
  13. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    :rapesbansky:
     
  14. Atomic Wedgie

    Atomic Wedgie Crash Victim

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    I love pineapple, but strawberries make me sick.
     
  15. FrancesTheMute

    FrancesTheMute Teenage Dreamwolf Gold

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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
    (You read my mind.)
     
  16. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Well-Known Member

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    I don't get it :dontknow:
     
  17. FrancesTheMute

    FrancesTheMute Teenage Dreamwolf Gold

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    :secret: Its a blowjob joke.
     
  18. pheelios

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    [​IMG](+)
     
  19. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er 2010 OG Gold

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    Ah, but therein lies the conundrum - possession of said vagina and tits both gives you the world and removes any desire to rule it, for wanting to rule the world is only based on wanting vagina and tits. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
     
  20. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Suck my dick from the back VIP

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    I am currently compiling a list of ladies to conduct an experiment.

    So far here is the list...















    :sad: