WTF Frffffuck

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  1. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Well-Known Member VIP

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    so, after nip-gate, I had to take over the huge project that the dude that got fired had been running. I just got shit back together, having worked shit out with the project sponsor, righted the ship and Onboarded a new project manager that could both run a $50mm project and was smart enough to be able to speak to executives of a multinational drug company...

    So, today, I walk into the office, and in walking by the new pm desk, I head to my bullpen, and then I hear it...

    The pm was on the phone and the office was pretty empty, except a certain group of people (more on them later). His voice carried and that's when I overheard "what do you mean the building inspector won't give us the cofo (certificate of occupancy)?". That alone for my attention, because it meant that there was an issue that needed to be resolved. So I stepped out of my bullpen and went over to help the dude... Then things got worse ...

    Out of his mouth comes "well Fuck him then. I called the town chairman of corporate development and told him that were a huge multinational and will be taking our business to the next town over if he doesn't lean on the building inspector"....

    I cried a little inside at that... Remember those people that were in the office? Well, they were our corporate overlords... They heard he entire conversation, including things that were said both before and after what I just typed...

    So yeah... Pm got fired.l by those overlords... I'm now back covering for that fuck of a project.... Now I need to build a fucking parking garage...

    Ffffffuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkkk....
     
  2. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    Fuck off, faggot.
     
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  3. minorsalazar

    minorsalazar Active Member

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    Huh?
     
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  4. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Well-Known Member VIP

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    Lol I accidentally reported you... Sorry. Fucking report button is too close to that shit...

    Mods take that back pls... Farringer
     
  5. Cheri

    Cheri Skunk VIP

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    You work in the most unprofessional shit hole I've ever heard of.
     
  6. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Phil should be reported for ass spelunkery.
     
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    somedude61 Well-Known Member

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    First world problem. Sound like a horrible situation. You should just kill yourself and be done with it.
     
  8. Zendriveseven

    Zendriveseven VIP Extreme Gold

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    Were you the one who narc'd on a fellow employee for drinking in the office? I suggest you get a good laptop and just work from home.
     
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  9. No. 2 Pencil

    No. 2 Pencil "Shit Mult" VIP

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    Show us your tits
     
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    Dramos Active Member

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    Snitch
     
  11. Angry Arab

    Angry Arab Well-Known Member VIP

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    No, I think this is the one who's co-worker shit all over the break room.
     
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    IPleadTheFifth Well-Known Member

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    Oh yeah, I forgot about that guy..
     
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    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    Not sure why, but I wish you somehow got a deep paper cut on your cornea
     
  14. Zendriveseven

    Zendriveseven VIP Extreme Gold

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    Oh yeah, you're right.
     
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