Friday 08/16/13

Discussion in 'The Artie Lange Show' started by ltd86, Aug 16, 2013.

  1. ltd86

    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    Tonight's guests aren't worth the effort to copy/paste.
     
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    Haven't made it through Wednesday's show yet. I'll get to this one eventually.
     
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    Big crit. Rofl. Almost no one got that joke.
     
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    Artie: "How long before your mother gets the laundry ready"

    Bocchetti: "She's slacking actually"

    GOD does this fat turd make it easy to hate him.
     
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    There's a funny bit where they get Jodi Long to play Bocchetti's mom. At the end of the improv, she says she's going to slit her wrists. Which, as Artie points out, is probably the exact thing his mom says every day.
     
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    Just watched this. It's funny to see an outsider's reaction to Mike's home conditions. :jj:
     
  7. ltd86

    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    douche chills @ ritchie saying, "I'm the best, try to step" during the combat jack interview
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    I dunno. I'm not sure you end up with multiple 50 year old "kids" still living with you unless you want them still there on some level.
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    Man, what a coincidence that every live look-in keeps catching Shane on the computer playing with, and talking about, his fantasy team on the site that pays to advertise on the show.
     
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    kev Well-Known Member

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    I'd listen to five minutes straight of fantasy football commercials if they would cut the live band/interview from the show.
     
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    You nailed that perfect and the show wasn't worth the effort to watch, my new all time shittiest show
     
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    I didn't get it and didn't know it was even a joke?
     
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    That was funny. Hardest I've laughed at this show in a while.
     
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    Combat Jack and the other black dude were naming the rappers that the other rapper dissed in a song.
    One of the rappers was "Big Crit" (I didn't bother to see if that is how his name is spelled).

    Art said, jokingly, "He did NOT say that about Big Crit!". He then said that "big crit" is what a Korean guy who was upset with the quality of his hooker would say was wrong with her.

    I'm not going to explain it further because explaining jokes ruins them forever.

    Oh and the first time Art said the joke, everyone in the studio (but James) missed that joke because other people sort of talked over it. Art then repeated the joke a few seconds later.
     
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    hehe
     
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    Ahhh I missed the part in red, now it makes sense and I laughed when I read it and then my mind flashed to some of the porn I have seen with "That problem" :)
     
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    octex Well-Known Member

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    When those 2 hip hop clowns come on, I stop watching and delete.
     
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    yeah i pretty much ff through most guests now.
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    Unfortunately, that means ff ing through almost the whole show lately.

    I actually stopped for a minute on the combat jack interview (b/c i was almost at the end of the show already) and it was as awkward as ever. Artie and Ritchie know nothing about rap and Combat Jack and other guy know nothing about sports, comedy, or anything the show is supposed to be about.
     
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    Wouldn't ff through the combat jack guys. You might not like them but artie is comfortable wirh them and that's when some good stuff happens.

    But, to each their own.

    I ff through every band interview with no regrets, but unless I hear that the crazy chick with the impressions from recently or the faghag and closeted dude that run flaming saddles are coming back. Ill listen.

    Even the Schuli hr wasn't bad. He didn't help it much, but Artie wasn't worried in the least about kissing his ass and the show flowed.
     
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