Friday 11/15/13

Discussion in 'The Artie Lange Show' started by octex, Nov 15, 2013.

  1. octex

    octex Well-Known Member

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    Tonight! Artie welcomes Chef Rocco DiSpirito from Food Network’s new reality series “Restaurant Dividedâ€, Tim Doyle of the Big Ten Network will preview this weekend’s college matchups and music from “Very Americans"

    Christ what a piece of shit lineup.
     
  2. ltd86

    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    What a disgusting lineup. Tim Doyle is a giant, pompous leprechaun. Segments where artie and co are stuffing their mouths make for fascinating tv. I hope they show some close-ups of mike eating too.

    The only hope for this show is artie to be fucked up or bitter and start ripping into some of these worthless fucks
     
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    Undercarriage Active Member

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    looked at the show's website earlier to see who's on and couldn't stop laughiing at the picture of Rocco, maybe the tightest pants i've ever seen on a man. It's just an endless supply of douches we get as guests.

    Please let pissed Artie pummel these guests
     
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    Did he just call the Twins ugly? They can be annoying but come on now they're pretty hot
     
  5. EmperorsNewCaps

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    pissed artie comes in threes hopefully?

    He needs to go full on Crash & Burn with the contract remainder.

    Though I think it's ridiculous to think he'd do a podcast or anything involving self iniative and no dump truck full of $.
     
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    KimChee New Member Banned User

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    The ALS is toast!
     
  7. ltd86

    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    "Welcome..............(dead air)..........................................here is artie" -Jon Ritchie

    "When we come back, I'll talk about my stomach for three minutes then read a shave club promo" -A L
     
  8. kev

    kev Well-Known Member

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    This. Nick said on twitter that he's not getting paid for his podcast. Hopefully Artie will be able to find a place that pays.

    Did Artie just say "out east" referring to the Hamptons? :facepalm:
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    I didnt't understand that. He reads that cell phone promo every show - is that just for Riotcast?
     
  10. kev

    kev Well-Known Member

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    Yeah I don't get it either. If he wanted to start a podcast, why not just record it and post it on his website? He could have Mike Baker deal with the tech aspects. At least then he wouldn't have to read commercials he's not getting paid for.
     
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    How can they follow up yesterday's great show with this one?

    The ideal set-up is a comedian guest in the first hour, no band, a sports person in the second hour and either Artie by himself taking calls or another comedian in the last hour. This is a winning formula.
     
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    kev Well-Known Member

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    The silence from Artie after that caller complimented him on yesterday's show was deafening. How much you want to bet they told him he was being too "mean"?
     
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    "No, Dan, that's what you use them use."

    This manthing is supposedly a comedian and supposedly studied improv.

    How can anyone stand this stupid fat fuck.
     
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    release New Member

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    Apparently the faggot who keeps neg-ing me is in love with Bocchetti.

    This must mean Bocchetti is on these forums, since he is the only one who actually laughs at his jokes. Hi there Mike, go kill yourself.
     
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    If Artie wasn't such a nice guy and ignored their advice I doubt jack shit would happen. They're not gonna resign him for not being mean, it's for ratings.
     
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    You don't know him from Adam.
     
  17. octex

    octex Well-Known Member

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    Did anyone notice the look on Bocchetti's face when he was eating the Italian ice? The guy was in ecstasy. I bet he dropped a load in his pants. One of the most disturbing things Ive ever seen.
     
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    I noticed that a while ago. He makes an o face every time he takes a bite out of something. It's not a bit either, he did it in front of the twins and they almost puked.
     
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    Mike 'Merica Gold

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    Loved artie pulling the wig off the stern compound :artiejj:

    They have an amazing chef it was like staying at a five star resort, they have housekeepers and maids
     
  20. release

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    Rofl, I finally googled that and it turns out to be a real idiom. I thought it was one of his stupid, unintelligible non-sensical statements.

    And to the negger, you revealed you somehow have less intelligence than Mike with that last one. Coward.