Friday 3/21/14 - How Do You Like Martling?

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  1. Peau de Soie

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    Answer: I don't know. I've never martled.

    THAT'S FUNNY STUFF!!!! THIS IS KILLER SHIT!

    (I hate Jackie.)

    Friday’s Guests

    Busy show tonight! Comedian Jackie Martling, Alexis Carra from ABC’s Mixology, hot sauce maker Steve Seabury & funny man Joe Matarese join Artie in the Ashley Madison.com Studios!! Catch all the fun only on DIRECTV’s Audience Ch.239 at 11pm ET/8pm PT!!!


    The policy lately seems to be "slam in as many random guests as we can on 2 hours' notice". But this slate actually seems decent. The actress is kinda cute, Matarese is kinda funny, everyone loves hot sauce, and Jackie is... well Jackie's there too. (Seriously, he can be a good interview.)

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    I would rather the Jackie Puppet come by for a visit.
     
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    If only! Somehow Jackie's lines coming out of Billy's mouth (and to a lesser degree Stern's) changes everything. Curse his hugely successful voice acting career!
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    a hot sauce maker? a hot sauce maker? is that a joke? there is going to be so much ritchie talking during that segment too
    that alexis carra interview is getting the auto ff as well
    hopefully matarese isn't too zonked out on xanax so there's a chance he'll be a little funny or interesting
     
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    I'll take a hot sauce maker 5 days a week over a nightclub photographer (or a "sports analyst" for that matter). At least that sounds like an interesting job and produces something I might be interested in.

    But yeah... WTF with the guest lists already. Maybe they don't realize this is a real TV show?
     
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    Jesus they added 2 more scrub comedians. They are unaware of the "quality over quantity" concept.
     
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    agreed

    JIMSON WEED?
     
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    nice! two more unheard of black comedians to fill chris long's pc quota

    total twitter followers combined: 1800

    when did als turn into open mic night
     
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    Well with all of the shitty guests a 3 hour show gets knocked down to an hour of actual viewing/listening time
     
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    I've been a Mikey B supporter through thick and thin...and he just called me an imbecile, well it was pervasive and towards All his followers, but still hurts
     
  11. octex

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    You are starting to see the light. Join the revolution.
     
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    Wahh my comedy got too edgy. Give me a break Artie you kiss ass.
     
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    meltdown mikey melting down
     
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    ballerino
     
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    My god what a fucking child he is. I hope he does something to get fired.
     
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    Brock's shorts always suck. Always.
     
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    Please say this is one of your girlfriends calling in with an elaborate catfish scheme. Actually, don't answer, wouldn't want to ruin it.
     
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    Mel in Boston is a fucking retard.
     
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    I so hope this is a bit set up by Steve.
     
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    i can't hear this retard fly into rages anymore