Friday 3/4/14 - No Geno?

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  1. Peau de Soie

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    [h=2]Friday’s Guests[/h] TGIF! Artie welcomes in Singer and Rock & Roll Hall of Famer Sam Moore, sportscaster Tim Doyle, & John Avello of the Wynn Las Vegas Sportsbook! Check it out on DIRECTV’s Audience Ch.239 at 11pm ET/8pm PT!!!


    Ah, they added him on the twat feed:

    Artie Lange Show ‏@ArtieLangeShow 1h

    Also stopping by is friend of the show @genobisconte!!!






    Two boring repeat sports guests, a singer who won't be allowed to sing, and Geno probably crammed in at the end of hour 3.

    I don't know about this one.
     
  2. ltd86

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    wow.
     
  3. octex

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    Let Geno cohost and tell Ritchie to stay home and shit himself.
     
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    lol

    seriously, geno probably knows just as much about sports as ritchie (not a compliement to geno) and he speaks at normal speed and can occasionally be funny.

    that first guest is going to be painful
    and tim doyle is such a gremlinny douche. i'm not quite sure why he thinks he's the man but he needs a serious wake up call.
    i used to like avello's segments but it feels like artie's getting dragged to the dentist when he's on now. he'll ask about the yankees odds, the red sox odds, who is the biggest longshot, who is a longshot with a realistic chance to win, , maybe a question about football, then he'll say. "jon, you have any questions?" then ritchie will awaken from his dazed stupor and try to piece together words that form a question.
     
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    Hell tell Geno to host and all of the worthless fucks on this show can stay home...forever
    This show will suck as usual except the last 8 minutes Geno is on
     
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    Doyle sucks and he is severely douchey and his bloated self importance is bad too
    The NCAA tourney resumes this week with the final 4 on Saturday and the championship on Monday night, as for Avello, I have a feeling Artie tells them to get him on as it means Artie doesn't have to do shit
     
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    :jj: He should stink up the place shitting in the bathroom with Bocchetti to annoy the twins.
     
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    a test pattern would be better than the last 2 nights. I think they were the worst two shows they have ever done. Dean Martin's daughter, and the Ashley Madison scum bag making the same point for 90 min. :blabla:
     
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    ...artie scratching his gut then going down in his pants to his balls = extremely quick cutaway
     
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    That pear shaped loser can't even align his shirt buttons with his zipper.
     
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    artie unintentionally doing his own impersonation of michael j fox tonight
     
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    Oh I used to get pissed off about Mike's gig line, it is disgustingly off
     
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    Christ 35 minutes into the show and Sam Moore needs the big stage hook to come out and drag his ass off the stage. I hope Sam gets better and real quick but anything will be better than watching him play with his own nipples, of course Mike may be getting off on that shit
     
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    Anyone know exactly what Dan's flareup at the end of the show was over, when Dan said "Cut his mic, we're going to break"
    I think Mike said someone in the park sucked, Dan was pissed and said what I posted above and right when they cut Mike's mic off Mike pulled his cans off and yelled "You don't know" towards Dan?
     
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    He was just tired of Mike bitching about everyone. Mike doesn't realize how terrible he is and that seems to frustrate Dan.
     
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    ^what I gathered was, they were badmouthing some promoter who filled seats by handing out a million tickets for free just hoping the seats would be filled for a shitty no-name comedy show...

    that was after geno called mike stupid or something and he cut in and said something like "we talked about this" or "don't go there"--my guess is that's that retards trigger word and he was trying to save face for the sake of everyone involved...
     
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    holy shit artie lifting up his shirt to reveal his extraordinary gut then trying to find room between his waistband and stomach to get his hand down his pants is one of the most mortifying and hilarious things i've seen
     
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    does anyone believe that mike EVER did even 10 seconds at the comedy cellar?
    there's a better chance that he wasn't ever even a customer there than that he ever passed the test to perform there
     
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    Gino and Mike being egged on my artie to meltdown over other comics success it comedy gold.
     
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    .I'm drunk as shit and just gut done with an actual SHOW and I want to shoot Mike in the face 10 minutes into this show. Motherfucker he's a piece a shit