Friday 4/11/14 - Jay Thomas, God Damn Combat Jack Again

Discussion in 'The Artie Lange Show' started by Peau de Soie, Apr 11, 2014.

  1. Peau de Soie

    Peau de Soie Edit Button? Thanks LaserTilt!

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    TGIF! Artie welcomes in actor Jay Thomas, Reggie “Combat Jack†Osse, and cooking in the kitchen are Francis Garcia & Sal Basille from Artichoke Basille’s Pizza!! Check it out on DIRECTV’s Audience Ch.239 at 11pmET/ 8pm PT!!!


    QUICK BLOBSHITTI! YOU ONLY HAVE 4.5 HOURS TO FIND THE PRONUNCIATION of Osse, Garcia, Basille, and Thomas! This is cutting it close! That damned Ken Kohl, screwing you over every time!

    Sounds like a crappy show, but Artie will eat well. Vacation, guys! Say goo-bye to the "Mike Blobshitti Show with Artie Lange" for at least 1 week.
     
  2. ltd86

    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    artie will sound at least 20% more italian tonight (even though the pizza guys aren't even fbi)
     
  3. jaceson

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    Artie...Is that fresh mootza rell on that? *smacks and chomping sounds* this is so good....
     
  4. JRoyle411

    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    The sad part is that Combat Jack has been on the show numerous times, and he will still fuck it up. At least have the god damn common courtesy to pronounce the "regular" guests names right.
     
  5. release

    release New Member

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    I think they are off for 2 weeks.
     
  6. John

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    Meanwhile Ritchie is awkwardly standing behind everyone waiting for an opportunity to ask a dumb question when Artie gets a bite to eat.
     
  7. octex

    octex Well-Known Member

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    "Do...you.......use........canned ......tomato...........sauce? I......like...Ragu..............sauce..."
     
  8. ltd86

    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    Hahahaha exactly
    Thats a little too eloquent
     
  9. jaceson

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    I always listen to the podcast...Do they show Botchetti eating??
     
  10. ronaldjacobs123

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    yea and he looks like he's getting a blowjob
     
  11. octex

    octex Well-Known Member

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    I hope James plays the twins "ewww" and "disgusting" drops
     
  12. jaceson

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    Never been so happy to not have DirecTv!
     
  13. yaddc

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    Looks like we are eating tonight.
     
  14. yaddc

    yaddc Well-Known Member

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    Any 1 here have Dish.I'm looking 2 drop D.T.V.
     
  15. mattzane227

    mattzane227 Active Member

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    I used to have Dish. It seemed like they were always having disputes with networks and losing channels for long periods of time. And their NBA League pass was terrible compared to DirecTV. I like my 5 tuner DVR with DirecTV.
     
  16. octex

    octex Well-Known Member

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    Don't make that mistake.
     
  17. release

    release New Member

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    For some reason, I love the way those sound. Crisp voices, a high tone and good quality.

    If I got caught masturbating by one of them and they said, "Eww!", it would probably finish me off right there.
     
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    release New Member

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    Honestly, I'm waiting for ALS to get canceled and I'm getting rid of DirecTV. Going to get Hulu+ and Netflix instead. I only chose DirecTV because it came with verizon phone and dsl internet. Their DSL offerings are so fucking slow that it's unbearable. If they offered FiOS for internet and tv, I'd get that instead. I've also had a lot of tech issues with directv and they have absurdly brutal business practices. They do have a speedy customer support system, however, and as far as I can tell they use people in the US.
     
  19. jaceson

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    I have Dish...I went to DTV when they had the channel disputes but went back after the disputes were all settled. I think it's personal preference but I think Dish has some pretty cool products now. LIke the Hopper and Primetime anytime..
     
  20. JayJ

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    sometimes...

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