Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Engaged Chicken, Jan 9, 2015.
Oh! Good timing. I just sat down!
Awake before the alarm again.
Maybe I'll skip the oatmeal and grab breakfast on the way to work .
Good morning . It's friday!
No self respecting man uses an alarm
Good morning, hclager. Don't pay attention to Bunchie. Nobody else does.
You ever had a black penis in your mouth?
These are good for breakfast on the go. FYI. They are made for men.
Granola bars, but savory flavors. Roasted Jalapeno, Thai Chili, Honey Mustard, etc..
Don't worry about what I've had in my mouth.
Will they fill me up? Are they better than 2 eggs?
They don't need to fill you up
Quit being so concerned with getting filled up. That's my advice.
$22 for a 12 pack
Fuck THAT. I'll grab a banana on the way out the door
They're like 1.99 at the grocery store. It makes them seem cheaper if you buy one at a time. Or a few at a time. I have a small stockpile, they're good for the car.
I can get a bag of apples for 6 bucks
We used to throw those at cars on the highway
You should still eat the eggs with the bar.
The best was when you heard that "splat" as you hit a moving target at 50 mph
You're like a fatter version of Howard Stern. Thanks for the lecture......DOCTOR
You broke my damn window!
"Twelve O'Clock High!" and we would RUN! Oh the laughs we had.