Friday Live Show August 2, 2013

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  1. ltd86

    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    Artie’s guests tonight: Colin Quinn, Brent Stover of the CBS Sports Network, “Combat Jack†& Dallas Penn and music from Graveyard Lovers !!!
     
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    octex Well-Known Member

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    How bout Stover in a bare knuckle brawl with Ritchie to get his job back? I know it seems unfair, but all Stover would have to do is tell Jon his shoes are untied.
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    Those Combat Jack segments are more awkward than Bocchetti and Marie's live look-ins


    Has there been a band on every night but Tuesday this week?
     
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    HANZI 3 days a week now? Love it.

    I need more Hanzi.
     
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    :jj: Ritchie can't stand Hanzi
     
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    octex Well-Known Member

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    Are you fkn serious? That mumbling, stuttering fuck is just like any wack packer. More than every once in a while gets really old.
     
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    I'd love to see Jon knock the smug look off Stover's face.
     
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    I would like to see Hanzi in studio for a week like when Brock comes in. He could sit by Mike and they could form a gravitational vortex that sucks humor out of the studio. In the other thread (07-31, I think) I really meant saying that having him as the announcer would be an improvement over Bocchetti.

    I do enjoy when Hanzi calls in because of Art riffing on him like tonight.
     
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    Artiessobriety Active Member

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    who the fuck is Bocchetti to tell Hanzi he needs to get laid. that sorry excuse for a human being hasn't gotten a piece of ass since the 20th century and he's making smart-alecky comments.
     
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    If Stover's fiance (Erin? Emily?) would be in-studio every night he was there, I wouldn't mind him as much.
     
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    His paranoid ass will never come into the city for a week.
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    Let's be honest - do we really think Bocchetti has ever had sex? I submit that everything we know about the rest of Bocchetti's life points to no.
     
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    He probably had sex with that cake that chick made for him. "It'sh sho moisht."

    Hanzi is one Wack Pak.
     
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    lol he's probably been to a couple of hookers. but there's no way he's been in any sort of relationship with a woman.
     
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    Ritchie loves that job too much. He would get a huge boner and then knock Stover out cold with a headbutt.
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    Am I really hearing that retard co-host compare DL Hughley and Colin Quinn. Hughley "takes it to another level of just smartness" according to Ritchie
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    Wow the Artie impression of Hanzi has me dying.
     
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    Stover's looking at Ritchie struggling to talk like, "there's no way you got this job over me"
     
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    Bocchetti rushed to give Colin an excuse for not coming to see his show, as if Colin cares.

    Ritchie's wife ain't half bad either.

    He wishes he'd grown up on an "americana" farm so that he could've fucked all the cows and goats.

    I liked that as well, "what's goin' on" should be the new phone greeting for callers and be this show's version of "hey now".
     
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    Nice comeback by Bocchetti to take "awful shirt of the week" honors from Jon.