Discussion in 'The Bar' started by JameGumb, Jan 12, 2018.
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Die Transgendered American!
A hearty Friday good morning to you all
New antibiotics are working and I am feeling downright average
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The Transgendered Gums.
Die Tranny Die!
Just one mouth watering sip....
Good day Goat sir!
So after the funeral yesterday we got home and the second dad and I sat down, he jumped up in pain and ran to the bathroom. I’m like what’s wrong what’s going on cuz I was getting freaked out. He kept screaming I’M BLEEDING FROM MY PENIS I’M BLEEDING FROM MY PENIS I’M BLEEDING FROM MY PENIS!
Turns out dad had a kidney stone in all that. In the back of my mind when it happened, it sounded like Morty Seinfeld when my dad was screaming. MY WALLET IS GONE!! I got a lil chuckle later after he got some meds.
You need your own reality show
I’M BLEEDING FROM MY PENIS! That's what John screamed out at the end of the song Helter Skelter on The Beatles White Album...Good morning one and all Enjoy your day!
I knew deep down my dad has a soul for Rock and Roll.
My influence spreads.
What of Gumb? His Liver?