Friday Night "Not getting laid tonight" thread..

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Smell Muhfinger, Jan 27, 2012.

  1. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    In! :c

    :dontknow: :burn:
     
  2. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    not til after 11pm EST...






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  3. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    still waiting to see if the roofies are gonna kick in.
     
  4. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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  5. chrisfromvegas

    chrisfromvegas HOOLIGAN VIP

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    Wife just got home. Not sure what her mood is like yet. If she's in the mood for some hairy dude with alcohol breath to sweat on her, shouldn't be a problem.
     
  6. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    Keep us updated :munch:

    Your chanced sounds good :c
     
  7. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    juss find out what room she izz in...




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  8. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    In. Story of my life...
     
  9. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    you should start DJ'ing
     
  10. wetback

    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

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    :backlol:
     
  11. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    I want to get laid every single night. :dontknow:
     
  12. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    funny fucks!
     
  13. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    then DO IT
     
  14. chrisfromvegas

    chrisfromvegas HOOLIGAN VIP

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    *IMPORTANT UPDATE*

    She's taking her temperature. Say's she's cold. House is hot as hell.
     
  15. nickthedick2

    nickthedick2 New Member Banned User

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  16. chrisfromvegas

    chrisfromvegas HOOLIGAN VIP

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    Tell me that's not you're road rashed ass, Nick.

    She said she might have a few with me. I told her, "remember when we were camping a couple weeks ago I had a fever? After a couple shots, I felt better? Maybe if you tilt a few with me, you'll feel better".

    Will post more real life drama as it unfolds.
     
  17. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    this thread sucks cause it's so real
     
  18. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    :cheer::party:I've done it!!:cheer::party:
     
  19. chrisfromvegas

    chrisfromvegas HOOLIGAN VIP

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    Mine was back and shoulders with some knee action thrown it. Never the glutes.
     
  20. Yellowfever

    Yellowfever New Member Banned User

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    I thought you were a chick.