Friday, October 16th is National Boss Day - What are you planning?

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  1. Anyonenow

    Anyonenow Well-Known Member

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    I'm my own boss.
    So, I created this thread.
     
  2. HowieStearn

    HowieStearn HateClub

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    I'm planning his death :c
     
  3. JonGnagyBeard

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  4. Johnnykstaint

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    I hate this holliday literally...more than any other including Ramadan and Secretary's Day.
     
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    My wife already has her birthday and Mother's Day. Pass
     
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    Fuck him.
     
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    Im planning to pretend I didnt just hear you say that :secret:
     
  9. Anyonenow

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    That's a sure way to get a raise or promotion :sex:
    (would work with me...only if a female though)
     
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    Letting my assistant blow me
     
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    I'm self employed. I think I'll treat myself a pat on the back.
     
  12. AuntDolly

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    Everyday is boss's day when you think about it.

    That's why it drives me nuts when a boss says, "Do me a favor." Favor implies choice in the matter, which I don't have since you're the fucking boss.
     
  13. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    This
     
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    Fuck that. Tomorrow is my 40th birthday. My boss can suck my dick.
     
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    My 16 employees will line up to kick me in the swimsuit area. Same as any other day.
     
  16. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    Pics or gtfo
     
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    I'm a boss of 20 people. I've never received anything, nor do I expect it. Boss's day is gay.
     
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    I always say "no" when they ask and then I chuckle like I'm joking. I follow it up with "Sure, what I can I do for you?" :suicide:

    I'm in charge of our office "fun committee" :suicide: :suicide:, so I just spent our collected money on a basket filled with british candy bars (she's a pretentious bitch) from Cost Plus Market, a balloon, and a card. If she doesn't like it, she can suck my arse.
     
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  19. Micheal Kenyon

    Micheal Kenyon Here

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    Looks like I'm gay tomorrow.
     
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  20. Krinkle

    Krinkle What?

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    Ouch, "Do me a favor", is boss 101 FAIL.

    I'm the boss, and lunch is on ME tomorrow :grad: