Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Anyonenow, Oct 15, 2015.
I'm my own boss.
So, I created this thread.
I'm planning his death
I hate this holliday literally...more than any other including Ramadan and Secretary's Day.
My wife already has her birthday and Mother's Day. Pass
Im planning to pretend I didnt just hear you say that
That's a sure way to get a raise or promotion
(would work with me...only if a female though)
Letting my assistant blow me
I'm self employed. I think I'll treat myself a pat on the back.
Everyday is boss's day when you think about it.
That's why it drives me nuts when a boss says, "Do me a favor." Favor implies choice in the matter, which I don't have since you're the fucking boss.
Fuck that. Tomorrow is my 40th birthday. My boss can suck my dick.
My 16 employees will line up to kick me in the swimsuit area. Same as any other day.
Pics or gtfo
I'm a boss of 20 people. I've never received anything, nor do I expect it. Boss's day is gay.
I always say "no" when they ask and then I chuckle like I'm joking. I follow it up with "Sure, what I can I do for you?"
I'm in charge of our office "fun committee" , so I just spent our collected money on a basket filled with british candy bars (she's a pretentious bitch) from Cost Plus Market, a balloon, and a card. If she doesn't like it, she can suck my arse.
Looks like I'm gay tomorrow.
Ouch, "Do me a favor", is boss 101 FAIL.
I'm the boss, and lunch is on ME tomorrow