Friend of The Show: Sam Simon Saves "gay" bull named Benjy.

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  1. Nick Manning

    Nick Manning Well-Known Member

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    From his death bed?
     
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    Head Censor Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    So did Howard today when he started taking calls from listeners during that trainwreck of an interview with Beefus.
     
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    Sickboy Latverian Monarch

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    Sam Simon is the new "Mr. Hands".
     
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    "female cows"- like there are any other kind of cows.:snicker:
     
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    The guy is dying and THIS is what he gives a shit about?

    Clearly, God gave him cancer for a reason....
     
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    Benjy the gay bull is currently relaxing at his new home which has been reported as an undisclosed location in the Hamptons.
     
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    Would a gay Ribeye taste any different than a Straight Ribeye?
     
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    He's been dying for years. Dude must have strong health insurance.
     
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    Probably. I think that the gay Ribeye is designed to be inserted directly into the rectum.
     
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    What a coincidence. Howard saved his gay bullshitter named Benjy. If Howard didn't employ Benjy, he would have starved to death years ago since he has no apparent talent or job skills.
     
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    All that, yet he's still more employable than JD.
     
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    D'oh
     
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    Nope.
     
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    Can't wait for Beth to write the book.......................
     
  16. Rob0729

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    What?!? Do you realize the job market is booming for people who are able to watch TV and pull clips of the interesting parts? There are so few people who can watch TV these days with the same passion as JD.
     
  17. markluke

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    I'm not lost on the irony of mentioning JD and passion in the same sentence. I've never heard of anyone with less passion to do anything other than becoming a shut-in.
     
  18. Rob0729

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    Here is JD's response to that:

    "Well.... Ummmm.... Yah, know.... I'm Dabadass.... Shut up.... Nevermind.... Er.... Enough already."
     
  19. markluke

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    He's actually the only one I feel sorry for, because when the show ends he is totally screwed. Luckily between welfare, Section 8 housing, a SNAP card and some other benefits in NYC he'll be able to survive while he "doctors" those scripts.