Friend of The Show: Stamos' Mom Dead

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  1. Nick Manning

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    SINGLE MOM NEEDS COCK STOP MASTURBATING!
     
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    Robin, I was just e-mailing Stamos when Beth came in and told me his mother died.

    Robin, are you there?
     
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    so sad... I wonder if she was sick?
     
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    "John's mother passed away, Robin. It's very sad and I... I can remember speaking with her one time. She was so proud of John for Full House and performing with the Beach Boys but she told me she never felt prouder of her son than when he gained my friendship. Before John married Rebecca Romijn his mother came to me and she... you know Robin, despite what the tabloids say I never had any kind of sexual relationship with Rebecca. She never told me one morning after a night of fucking that I was a better lover than John, you know, despite what you may have heard. So anyway, John will probably want me to do the eulogy. I don't know, Robin. I'm sure it's what his mother would have wanted but it's a lot of pressure. People expect me to hit a homerun every time, Robin. But his mother loved me... and John. We need to take a break."
     
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    Beth probably wants to relive old times and console Stamos in the bath tub.
    I bet she convinces Howard to go to the funeral. Or to at least let her go without him.
     
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    Why would stamos want them at his mother's funeral?

    He didn't even invite Howard to his big 50th birthday party :jj:
     
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    ...and Beth just broke her ankle....
     
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    now that his mother is gone maybe Stamos will come out of the closet
     
  12. luvsimpsons

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    And?
     
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    Hello Louie Can you start writing some dead Mom jokes just in case I am asked to do the eulogy
     
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    They shoot horses, don't they?