"Friendly the Clown"

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  1. Shithead

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    ‘Friendly the Clown’ accused of raping mentally impaired woman in his Minnesota home
    BY Nina Golgowski
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Thursday, May 28, 2015, 8:48 PM
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    Robert Jensen, 57, aka "Friendly The Clown" and "Bob the Balloon Twister," is behind bars after allegedly raping a 20-year-old mentally impaired woman at his Princeton, Minn., home.
    A Minnesota entertainer known as "Friendly the Clown" and "Bob the Balloon Twister" is accused of raping a mentally impaired woman while telling her "he was praying for a little girl like her to come around."

    Roughly two months after the 20-year-old woman says she moved in with Robert Jensen and his wife while coping with a traumatic brain injury she says his "nice" and helpful demeanor turned evil, the Star Tribune reported.

    It started with a hug when she went to bed on Jan. 29. But around 5 a.m. the next morning she claims she was woken to the 57-year-old Princeton man naked in her room and fondling her.

    After Jensen left she said she went back to sleep. Around 9 a.m., however, she said he returned and raped her, the Princeton Union-Eagle reported.

    The woman, later speaking with police, said Jensen told her that "he was praying for a little girl like her to come around and mess around," the Tribune reported, citing the criminal complaint.

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    The woman claims that after she was raped Jensen told her that "he was praying for a little girl like her to come around."
    She said she confronted Jensen's wife about what happened, but he denied it all when questioned.

    After telling a case worker about the assaults, she went for a sexual assault exam on Feb. 1 and again recalled what happened.

    The Tribune reported that a court-ordered DNA test confirmed that semen found on the woman matched a DNA swab taken from Jensen.

    He was arrested May 8 on three counts of third-degree criminal sexual assault and three counts of fourth-degree criminal sexual conduct.

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    A DNA test reportedly confirmed that semen left on the woman matched the 57-year-old man, pictured.
    Shockingly, between the time of his arrest and the allegations, a website listed for him claims he was busy entertaining children.

    His most recent event, according to the website, was in April at a child's birthday party.

    On that page, "Friendly the Clown" has five-star ratings from eight reviewers dating back to 2010. They describe him as providing "good clean entertainment" and being a "phenomenal hit with the kids and adults."

    His specialties listed include balloon twisting, face painting and magic and comedy shows.

    His bail was set at $10,000.
     
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    Yet another reason why clowns =creepy. Add that to...
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    Bob The Balloon Twister

    :artiejj:
     
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    Bob The Retarded Titty Twister.
     
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    Now he'll be Bob The STRETCHED Balloon Knot in the state pen. :rs:
     
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    Clowns always creaped me out.
     
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    I'm telling ya, anyone who dresses up as a clown just ain't right in the head.

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    I m wondering if Bozo the clown was a fruit.
     
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    Homey dont play that lol
     
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    As pennywise would say....."Dont cha want it?" [​IMG]
    Seriously hope this guy gets butt sexed in prison though.
     
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    Let no one forget Sticky the Clown:

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    clown8.gif clown14.gif clown11.gif clown7.gif clown4.gif
     
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    He should've pulled out

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    Is that wrong?
     
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    Rape is wrong, but getting raped by a clown is down right hilarious!
     
  19. wife is a whore

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    Don't they know that if they make it illegal to have sex w/ "mentally impaired" women that our species will die out?
     
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    So people with traumatic brain injuries just go live with people they don't know?
    This story is weird