Friends, I have a TV problem.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Tuesday, Jul 7, 2012.

  1. Tuesday

    Tuesday VIP Extreme Gold

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    I only ordered cable so I could watch the fucking Phillies... and we all know that seem to be turning out. Gradually I've been blowing shit off just so I can sit around in my underwear watching TV.

    Tonight I could have gone to see Moonrise Kingdom or out to an Eyetie dinner but I chose to stay home and watch TV.

    My live is wasting away right before my eyes, I can feel my body getting squishy, and I swear I'm getting dummer bye the minit.

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  2. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Why don't you just move to San Diego, cook my dinner, clean my bathroom, and I'll let you watch my TV.

    Fuck it, you can even watch the Phillies right now, I don't give a fuck.
     
  3. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    That is not an appropriate use for a cat BTW.
     
  4. Tuesday

    Tuesday VIP Extreme Gold

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    I don't want to do any of that shit. :derp:
     
  5. wanker

    wanker New Member

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    get wiv me and we can go places baby..
     
  6. Tuesday

    Tuesday VIP Extreme Gold

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    I can't even justify by saying that I'm watching compelling shows. I mean, they play Shawshank Redemption on at least one station every fucking day.
     
  7. Tuesday

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    Dude, just get me dressed and to the sidewalk. That's all I ask.
     
  8. Daveindiego

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    At least it would get you away from shitty TV.

    I don't watch shitty tv. :smile:
     
  9. wetback

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    watch porn on ur comp :dontknow:
     
  10. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Try to find an infomercial on getting rid of varicose veins. :c
     
  11. Tuesday

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    I'm cancelling at 8am tomorrow morning. My word is my bond.
    Swear to fucking god.
    Srs,
     
  12. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    you getting laid, Tues?
     
  13. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    I thought you had a boyfriend? Where's that bum this evening?
     
  14. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    And Good Fellas. :c
     
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    At least you're giving your bicycle injuries a chance to heal. :dontknow:
     
  16. wanker

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    can do:c
     
  17. Tuesday

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    I'm the host of that informercial, nigga :)

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  18. Mur

    Mur soon Gold

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    Just watch TV and don't worry about it.

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  19. wetback

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    bike injuries? :jerk:
     
  20. babybear

    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ VIP

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    you are just in a funk right now,things will change.