Frightening and Charming Mike Bocchetti Facts

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  1. John

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    Puts dishes under his bed.
    Lets his mother use the plunger on the toilet after he clogs it.
    Brings food and drinks in the bathroom with him.
    Bought the twins watches and chocolates.
    Pours milk in cereal boxes.
    Asks his injured brother to buy him sandwiches.
    Accidently got part of his tongue cut off when he was six and had to have it stitched back on.
    Took speech lessons.
    Nickname is Space Cookie.
    Was politely asked to leave the marines.
    Lives with his mother, sister, her dog, stepbrother, nephew, and two brothers.
    Has sleep apnea.
    His preferred position when eating food is stomach down on a towel on the floor.
    His mother hides food from him in her car trunk.

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    Pulls food up into his room via a rope out the top floor bedroom window.

    also has "punching fights" with relatives during the holidays
     
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    tried to take his brother's car for joy ride and crashed into neighbor's fence
     
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    Once ruled a desert planet.

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    Wants to shove a manitee face first into marinade?
     
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    The single most boring tv/radio personality of all time.
     
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    There was some gold there, but Artie mined all that shit a long time ago.
     
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    Baron Vladimir Harkonnen Bocchetti reps!!
     
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    haha when artie said he saw a manitee floating by in florida and said "its sad to say but it looked like marlon brando floating by" I was laughing so hard.
     
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    Sleeps till 1PM, wakes up, and while lying on the floor, eats a sandwich.

    Then "rests up for the show" and "takes a nap".

    Wakes up and eats dinner, and goes to his 3-hour radio show job.

    When people ask him how he's doing, he says he's "super busy".
     
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    Claims to have been sodium poisoned from too much matzoh (which has NO SALT, by definition).

    Thanks Cap'n.
     
  12. John

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    Has a roast dedicated to him and doesn't start writing any jokes for it until the day before, insisting that he works well under pressure.
     
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    Does anybody else think he might be dyslexic?
     
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    Not at all, just slow.
     
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    He can seem reasonably intelligent on some topics but then sometimes he's retarded. Like when Artie was telling him to name things that he could outrun. I think the first thing he named was a rabbit.
     
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    Dyes his hair chartreuse.

    Has indigestion and the early signs of a heart attack according to Shane.
     
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    That's "shar-chousse". :)

    Says he "reads people quite well."

    (Nice avatar, John, Ritchie's actually scarier.)
     
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    With his 75 year old mom facing both heart disease and leukemia, Mike's single contribution to easing her life is bringing down his dirty clothes so she can wash, dry, and fold them before she goes on to fixing his next meal and cleaning his toilet. He's proud that he's started carrying the laundry for her sometimes.

    There's nothing charming to be found.
     
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    My theory is that Artie enjoys having him around to make himself look better by comparison... Could be wrong, though.
     
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    Stupid, lazy, no good, goddamn freeloading son of a bitch.
     
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