Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Stew Nod, Mar 2, 2016.
Love or hate him...fucking guy has his shit wired tight
did you hear that NYC has decided its legal to piss in the street?
Lots of opportunities for funny youtube videos involving hydrophobic paint.
They're finally catching up to New Jersey.
Among the other offenses on the list of those no longer being prosecuted include: Public urination, riding between subway cars, and taking up more than one seat on the subway.
we're just so progressive here.
no, in NJ its mandatory to piss on the streets. it's still illegal to piss on the back of stores by the dumpsters.
weren't you a perpetrator of a subway incident?
perpetrator? no. i wuz the victim.
"troublemaker" and ambulance chaser.
no humor intended.
Can I get a refund from my 7 tickets I got in the 80s?
Which reminds me...Asbury park has become the new greenwich village...On NYE my two buds were pissing on a fence...cops pulled up, shined the gigantic super bright light on them...I was like "Oh shit, we're fucked"
they turned the light off and drove away...that's the fucking Murica I wanna live in!
Any other town down the shore and our night was shot...arrests...endless fines...probably would have put their mug shots in the paper
Gary's pet rat
When we were younger we were underage and drinking in the park at night. Cop came by, we ditched the beer, she gave us some shit, we held our tongues and she started driving away. My cousin starts pissing by a tree, and she must have seen him in her side mirrors, and she comes back and arrests him for indecent exposure.
Little fella's working so hard to get his haul back home it's hard to want to exterminate him.
Squish the rat.
Take the pizza.
thats ok. they are indestructible. knives, bullets, subway cars, the third rail, nothing can kill them except the bigger sewer rats. those black rats the size of a small dog are not afraid of anything and have been known to attack a Volkswagen. They bite the tires.