Froggy...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Dirty South, Jan 28, 2014.

  1. Dirty South

    Dirty South Large Member

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    Can you tell us about the bugs in your leg? Glad you're ok, bro!
     
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    Faggot maggots.
     
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    i had little buggers in my leg. i claim they were mutant bugs that bred in the subway system of NYC. 3 weeks of massive doses of Cipro and Doxycycline killed them off. Now my leg is healing, cleaning out the damage and re-growing dermis (deep skin) tissue.
     
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  5. Dirty South

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    Holy shit, man, that would freak me right the fuck out.

    Applying your analytical mind to the subject, how do you think they infected you? Seriously, the subway?
     
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    holy crap
     
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    :jj:
     
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    Old man breaking down.

    Old man breaking down.

    :dancin:
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    How the hell do you get bugs in your leg :worried:
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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  12. Dirty South

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    He won't say...
     
  13. Cheri

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    I suspect poor hygiene
     
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    I blame the subway. I resumed using the train to commute to the office after years of boating it across. i never got sick on the boat, but 6 months on the train and i get a massive infection. i blame the subway and the mutants they breed down there: nothing kills them. they live on the third rail without damage. they live on and in the mud and the piss and the sewage under the streets of NYC and they do not die. i believe some of them were splashed on my leg and i got infected.
     
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    you should talk. you hang out with mr cesspool and you can talk?
     
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    Splashed on your leg? The fuck??
     
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    Bugs that annoy you:

    Chiggers
     
  18. Cheri

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    I dont hang out with shitty.
     
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    i got a puncture type cut while outside without noticing it. Its NYC: I bump into things, people, midgets all the time. Its unavoidable walking in and under NYC. If you ever took the B train you would know what I mean. Something sharp and dirty made it through my pants and cut me enough to shove some staph bugs under the skin. I didn't notice it and by the time i took off my pants and looked at my legs the blood must have clotted and i didn't clean it out.
     
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    shitty wouldn't be so bad: all that alcohol must have sterilized him by now.