From THIS list, what JOB would you like BEST? (no athlete/musician/actor) (too easy)

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Satori Brah, Aug 14, 2014.

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best job?

Poll closed Aug 21, 2014.
  1. porn star

    11.6%
  2. photographer

    9.3%
  3. sports announcer

    11.6%
  4. bar owner

    11.6%
  5. writer

    9.3%
  6. commercial pilot

    11.6%
  7. military special forces

    11.6%
  8. artist

    9.3%
  9. surgeon

    4.7%
  10. politician

    9.3%
  1. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    Hypothetically, money is the same for all of these jobs.

    :crazy:
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Photographer, assuming that money is no object. Most photographers starve.
     
  3. Shamrock12

    Shamrock12 Bouncy... Bouncy...

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    Picked surgeon.. wish I had the ability to be that smart...
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    It would be nice to help so many people.
     
  5. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    your boobs are too big for that kinda work :console:
     
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    Shamrock12 Bouncy... Bouncy...

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    bar owner was a close second... but when I thought about the bar owners I know, I thought about how pathetic they were and changed my mind :jj:
     
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    Porn.
     
  8. Satori Brah

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    I've never met one who didn't do a ton of blow and cheat on his GF/wife :jj:
     
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    High level CEO would have worked too... get to travel, pick out and fuck your secretary, be in charge
     
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    yup, the guy that immediately came to mind was the owner of the bar we frequent. he was recently divorced (thanks to the bar) and now lingers around late night buying the left over ladies drinks and takes them into the basement after to fuck
     
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    Professional vagina massager
    I'm thinking outside the list
     
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    Pilot. Nice six figure gig with pretty much free unlimited travel and you get to bang chicks all over the country.
     
  13. Satori Brah

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    I would despise being in the "business world" with all those phony fucks :grr:
     
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    And as CEO id give myself a huge paycheck, and find people under me to think and do all the work
     
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    sounds like Swedish John :sarcastic:
     
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    Writer. Hope to make my money with that one day, actually.

    Photographer close 2nd.
     
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    Commercial pilots in general seem to have a superiority complex. All of them that i have know have been kind of pricks and my wife used to have to deal with them professionally and there weren't too many that were very nice.
     
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    he got my friend trashed and she sucked his dick in the cellar... shes a classy lady
     
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    Writer would be a close second on my list.
     
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    The guys flying the intercontinental jumbo jets have had a long-ass career and many many hours on their record. It's a pretty damn bad-ass job. I'd probably be a prick, too.