Front runner for "Family you'd most like to see get into a head on car-wreck" award

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  1. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    BIG surprise...the mom's a wanna-be "thespian" :rolleyes: ...attractive broad, but highly annoying


    [video=youtube;2kjoUjOHjPI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kjoUjOHjPI[/video]
     
  2. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    Shawty got a big ol' butt
    Bounce
    Bounce
    Bounce
    Bounce

    [Hook: Wale]
    Clappers to the front, front, front, front
    Clappers to the front, front, front, front
    Shawty got a big ol' butt
    Oh Yeah!

    [Verse 1: Wale]
    Bounce, bounce, bounce, fool - I put the city on
    Bounce, bounce, bounce, fool - then I put my niggas on
    Bounce, bounce, bounce, fool - I ain't gotta say too much
    It's rap anticipation keeping radiant stadium
    Rap fool, see that from a block away
    I ain't pessimistic but I dropped a couple not today
    OOOOH - Bet she call you not today
    I told 'em all my lot is out
    I know the thing like scarlatine
    Ooooh - I wonder if she shot up
    I just know her favorite song is "Started from the Bottom"
    And I ain't hating mama, fact I wanna take your number
    Said you save yo bread from Magic something happened then went Wala!

    [Hook: Wale]

    [Verse 2: Juicy J]
    Shawty come shake that ass for me
    Let a trippy nigga see what you working with
    Can you clap that ass, do a handstand, girl
    Make you do a wiggle, do a perfect split
    She got the fattest ass, she got the perfect tits
    I wanna get some head, come on work your lips
    I'm high in the clouds ain't coming down
    I'm so turned up I can't find the ground
    Supersonic nigga got me smoking weed by the pound
    Make it flip [?]
    Juicy got chips like Frito-Lay
    And I'm fucking these chicks out of D.O.A.
    I'm so dopeboy fresh that you think that I'm selling blow tape
    Your chick to be, I be a getting her pregnant in her throat

    [Bridge: Juicy J]
    Shawty bust it open for me, I might throw this cash
    Shawty throw that ass like a Hail Mary pass
    I'm fucking me a new chick every night
    Make that ass clap, I don't care about that cellulite

    [Hook: Wale]

    [Verse 3: Wale]
    Clappers to the front, got a backwood full of skunk
    Got a white boy with the funnel gentrifying, that's what's up!
    Clappers to the front, got a [?] full of scum
    Now she finna bust it loose, screaming rest in peace to Chuck
    It's that DMV, at the KOD
    And I can CC you these CC's
    But don't be OC

    [Verse 4: Nicki Minaj]
    Shout out to that cellulite
    Got a real bad bitch that'll sell you white
    Got another bad bitch that'll sex you right
    Got a couple hoodrats on Section 8
    Make a nigga cum, don't procrastinate
    Ass saw a 5-0 come crack the case
    Got ass for days, come activate
    This ass on fire evacuate
    Throw that ass in the air, evaporate
    Where your money little bitch? Evaluate
    If you got big money elaborate
    I'm a shake this ass 'till I graduateShawty got a big ol' butt
    Bounce
    Bounce
    Bounce
    Bounce

    [Hook: Wale]
    Clappers to the front, front, front, front
    Clappers to the front, front, front, front
    Shawty got a big ol' butt
    Oh Yeah!

    [Verse 1: Wale]
    Bounce, bounce, bounce, fool - I put the city on
    Bounce, bounce, bounce, fool - then I put my niggas on
    Bounce, bounce, bounce, fool - I ain't gotta say too much
    It's rap anticipation keeping radiant stadium
    Rap fool, see that from a block away
    I ain't pessimistic but I dropped a couple not today
    OOOOH - Bet she call you not today
    I told 'em all my lot is out
    I know the thing like scarlatine
    Ooooh - I wonder if she shot up
    I just know her favorite song is "Started from the Bottom"
    And I ain't hating mama, fact I wanna take your number
    Said you save yo bread from Magic something happened then went Wala!

    [Hook: Wale]

    [Verse 2: Juicy J]
    Shawty come shake that ass for me
    Let a trippy nigga see what you working with
    Can you clap that ass, do a handstand, girl
    Make you do a wiggle, do a perfect split
    She got the fattest ass, she got the perfect tits
    I wanna get some head, come on work your lips
    I'm high in the clouds ain't coming down
    I'm so turned up I can't find the ground
    Supersonic nigga got me smoking weed by the pound
    Make it flip [?]
    Juicy got chips like Frito-Lay
    And I'm fucking these chicks out of D.O.A.
    I'm so dopeboy fresh that you think that I'm selling blow tape
    Your chick to be, I be a getting her pregnant in her throat

    [Bridge: Juicy J]
    Shawty bust it open for me, I might throw this cash
    Shawty throw that ass like a Hail Mary pass
    I'm fucking me a new chick every night
    Make that ass clap, I don't care about that cellulite

    [Hook: Wale]

    [Verse 3: Wale]
    Clappers to the front, got a backwood full of skunk
    Got a white boy with the funnel gentrifying, that's what's up!
    Clappers to the front, got a [?] full of scum
    Now she finna bust it loose, screaming rest in peace to Chuck
    It's that DMV, at the KOD
    And I can CC you these CC's
    But don't be OC

    [Verse 4: Nicki Minaj]
    Shout out to that cellulite
    Got a real bad bitch that'll sell you white
    Got another bad bitch that'll sex you right
    Got a couple hoodrats on Section 8
    Make a nigga cum, don't procrastinate
    Ass saw a 5-0 come crack the case
    Got ass for days, come activate
    This ass on fire evacuate
    Throw that ass in the air, evaporate
    Where your money little bitch? Evaluate
    If you got big money elaborate
    I'm a shake this ass 'till I graduateShawty got a big ol' butt
    Bounce
    Bounce
    Bounce
    Bounce

    [Hook: Wale]
    Clappers to the front, front, front, front
    Clappers to the front, front, front, front
    Shawty got a big ol' butt
    Oh Yeah!

    [Verse 1: Wale]
    Bounce, bounce, bounce, fool - I put the city on
    Bounce, bounce, bounce, fool - then I put my niggas on
    Bounce, bounce, bounce, fool - I ain't gotta say too much
    It's rap anticipation keeping radiant stadium
    Rap fool, see that from a block away
    I ain't pessimistic but I dropped a couple not today
    OOOOH - Bet she call you not today
    I told 'em all my lot is out
    I know the thing like scarlatine
    Ooooh - I wonder if she shot up
    I just know her favorite song is "Started from the Bottom"
    And I ain't hating mama, fact I wanna take your number
    Said you save yo bread from Magic something happened then went Wala!

    [Hook: Wale]

    [Verse 2: Juicy J]
    Shawty come shake that ass for me
    Let a trippy nigga see what you working with
    Can you clap that ass, do a handstand, girl
    Make you do a wiggle, do a perfect split
    She got the fattest ass, she got the perfect tits
    I wanna get some head, come on work your lips
    I'm high in the clouds ain't coming down
    I'm so turned up I can't find the ground
    Supersonic nigga got me smoking weed by the pound
    Make it flip [?]
    Juicy got chips like Frito-Lay
    And I'm fucking these chicks out of D.O.A.
    I'm so dopeboy fresh that you think that I'm selling blow tape
    Your chick to be, I be a getting her pregnant in her throat

    [Bridge: Juicy J]
    Shawty bust it open for me, I might throw this cash
    Shawty throw that ass like a Hail Mary pass
    I'm fucking me a new chick every night
    Make that ass clap, I don't care about that cellulite

    [Hook: Wale]

    [Verse 3: Wale]
    Clappers to the front, got a backwood full of skunk
    Got a white boy with the funnel gentrifying, that's what's up!
    Clappers to the front, got a [?] full of scum
    Now she finna bust it loose, screaming rest in peace to Chuck
    It's that DMV, at the KOD
    And I can CC you these CC's
    But don't be OC

    [Verse 4: Nicki Minaj]
    Shout out to that cellulite
    Got a real bad bitch that'll sell you white
    Got another bad bitch that'll sex you right
    Got a couple hoodrats on Section 8
    Make a nigga cum, don't procrastinate
    Ass saw a 5-0 come crack the case
    Got ass for days, come activate
    This ass on fire evacuate
    Throw that ass in the air, evaporate
    Where your money little bitch? Evaluate
    If you got big money elaborate
    I'm a shake this ass 'till I graduate
     
  3. wigtropolis

    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

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    mom is doable.

    can't find the hate
     
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    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

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    white people doing rap hand gestures with duck faces are the epitome of christmas
     
  5. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    The "Running Man" is still a very viable dance move, apparently
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I thought this thread was about the Khardashians. :nocheer:
     
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    They would be my vote.
     
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    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    They've already been inducted into the "Annoying Cunt" Hall Of Fame, which makes them ineligible for this award
     
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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Well, if that's the case, how about Kate whatshername and those 8 annoying kids?? Or maybe the family of midgets on TV???
     
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    I want to mouth fuck the Mom.
     
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    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Dad looks closet gay, mom is fame whore but i'd fuck her mouth, and kids look like pig children.
     
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    Fuck white people. :coffee:
     
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    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    this
     
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    Not annoying at all.
     
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    Shut the fuck up and finish my hedges.
     
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    Hopefully that family's head on car wreck is with this entire wedding party. And hopefully there's a shitload of fire involved.

    [video=youtube;4-94JhLEiN0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-94JhLEiN0[/video]
     
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