FTM, get the fuck over here

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by DrivenByDemons, May 10, 2012.

  1. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I bought fresh brussel sprouts @ costco tonight and have bacon in the fridge. Teach me.....
     
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    Go fuck yourself.
     
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    Admire my SEXY Scarf, bitch.
     
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    shove them up your ass
     
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    FAGGOT :jj:
     
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    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    I'm looking for the Copy Paste...it was on my old hard drive that crashed....let me search for it here.
     
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    this
     
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    I had my finger up my ass when I posted this.
     
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    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    :lol:
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I've been watching you and I'm convinced you are retarded.
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    You bitch!
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    looks nice
     
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    Found it! :cheer:


    I put on a pot of water to boil. I throw the cast iron(the largest skillet you have) in and preheat the oven to 425F...while its heating up, I chop the bottom stems of the sprouts and cut them in half. I throw them in the water for 3 or 4 minutes, until they get slightly pungent. Then drain the sprouts really well in a colander lined with paper towels and get as much excess water out of the sprouts as possible. I melt the grease in the microwave and toss some of it it in a bowl with the sprouts, a bit of salt and some black pepper. Then I pull the cast iron out of the oven. Pour enough grease to coat the bottom. Then I quickly lay the sprouts cut side down in the bottom of the pan. I sprinkle the loose leaves over the top and put it under a low broiler. I recommend turning them once before they are done and crank the broiler up to high. When they are done, lay them on a paper towel to get rid of any excess grease.
     
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    Demons will fail.
     
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    creepiest post ever. :worried:
     
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    creepier than Lamberts pokies??? Think hard before you answer.
     
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    DBD "watches" me
     
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    Is that as creepy as "studying posting styles"?
     
  20. DrivenByDemons

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    See dude, as I'm reading this I'm already like "colander lined with paper towel??? I'll try the salad spinner instead to dry those bitches REAL good"

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