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  1. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    I'm working on a porno where Santa Claus and Ms. Claus have a threesome with Jesus. :c
     
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  3. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    [video=youtube;gsZu3A7hlm0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsZu3A7hlm0[/video]
     
  4. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    :punk:
     
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    Jesus is the reason for the season :grad:
     
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    Boss Ono New Member Shot Dead

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    I want to open one gift now. I think it might be a fruitcake.
     
  7. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    Yeah, but that doesn't mean Jesus and Santa DP'ing Ms Claus wouldn't be entertaining. :pimp:
     
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    :jj:
     
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    I've been searching unsuccessfully to find a decent quality video of "Huh Huh Humbug", the Beavis And Butthead version of A Christmas Carol. Among other things, Beavis watches a porno called "Ebenezer Screw", starring "Bob Scratchit"...
     
  10. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    Does not exist, I've spent years searching for that one. :hhh:
     
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    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    Also, I was jammin' out to an old version of "The Little Drummer Boy" yesterday, and I wondered what kind of asshole would go up to a newborn baby and get Cro-Mag on a snare drum???? SRS.
     
  12. Just Peachy

    Just Peachy Lightning in my teeth. Gold

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    You're coming up with some good ones tonight HM. :hehe:
     
  13. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    Baby Jesus was probably like, what the fuck is up with this bastard? :dontknow:
     
  14. harlock

    harlock Coming Soon... Gold

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    That one is funny as hell.
     
  15. Stevie

    Stevie N,N-Dimethyltryptamine

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    You should do a reverse gangbang porn where Jesus bangs a bunch of female elfs...
     
  16. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    Already been done, got a copy of that one..
     
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    I want to open a present now, I think its a puppy it has not moved in days.
     
  18. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus! VIP

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    calm down dude
     
  19. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Employee of the Year 8 Years In A Row And Counting VIP

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    The Peruvian midget just bumped another old thread, Dawg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :yell:
     
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    Yes thank you, we've got it
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus! VIP

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    :c
     

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