Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Smell Muhfinger, Dec 23, 2012.
I'm working on a porno where Santa Claus and Ms. Claus have a threesome with Jesus.
Jesus is the reason for the season
I want to open one gift now. I think it might be a fruitcake.
Yeah, but that doesn't mean Jesus and Santa DP'ing Ms Claus wouldn't be entertaining.
I've been searching unsuccessfully to find a decent quality video of "Huh Huh Humbug", the Beavis And Butthead version of A Christmas Carol. Among other things, Beavis watches a porno called "Ebenezer Screw", starring "Bob Scratchit"...
Does not exist, I've spent years searching for that one.
Also, I was jammin' out to an old version of "The Little Drummer Boy" yesterday, and I wondered what kind of asshole would go up to a newborn baby and get Cro-Mag on a snare drum???? SRS.
You're coming up with some good ones tonight HM.
Baby Jesus was probably like, what the fuck is up with this bastard?
That one is funny as hell.
You should do a reverse gangbang porn where Jesus bangs a bunch of female elfs...
Already been done, got a copy of that one..
I want to open a present now, I think its a puppy it has not moved in days.
calm down dude
The Peruvian midget just bumped another old thread, Dawg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes thank you, we've got it