Fuck Coke Zero

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by RenchFries, Oct 10, 2012.

  1. RenchFries

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    Diet Coke isn't manly, no matter if it has a black label instead of a white one. Fuck that stupid nonsense and their horse shit commercials.

    It tastes like shit, just like Diet Coke.
     
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    Fuck that... It tastes way better than diet Coke. Cherry Coke Zero is the goods.
     
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    i dont get theres a diet coke zero & a coke zero, splain it...
     
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    marketing
     
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    Men who drink diet coke are sexy, in my opinion.
     
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    The "zero" products are made with splenda I think. To taste more like actual sugar. The diet products have that diet taste that people are most familiar with. Its no better for you, its all going to give you cancer..but I think all the zero products tate a lot better.
     
  9. JJR

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    Holy shit I had an 'all natural' soda sweetened with Stevia. It was the worst thing ever. Tasted like burnt cat hair.
     
  10. Mr. Potato Head

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    Damn. I drink Coke Zero. :nocheer:













    Actually, I drink water for the most part.
     
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    My friends diabetic Mom used to make kool aid with sweet n low. It was fucking vile....I hate the taste of sweet n low. I think that is saccharin....ugh, so nasty.
     
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    [video=youtube;NQYO3Dp8lCA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=NQYO3Dp8lCA[/video]
     
  13. RenchFries

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    Diet Coke = sugar free Coke marketed for women
    Coke Zero = sugar free Coke marketed for men
     
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    You are still sexy :wub:
     
  15. BrulesRules

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    Coke Zero is the shit. Add orange to it at a freestyle machine and its the shiznit
     
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    diet food is for lab rats
     
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    It was never said to be marketed to men, you are getting it confused with Dr Pepper 10. Which was marketed to men
     
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    its not a tumor :secret:
     
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    Diet Pepsi :coffee: