Fuck dentist.

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  1. Psyche

    Psyche Freethinker

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    Long story short: I had some work done a few years ago. It looked good, felt good, but wasn't good. At my most recent appointment (new dentist. Different state) the whole world came down on me. What was once up is now down, right is left.

    Everything I believed was a lie.

    I expect no sympathy from you asshole. I just needed to get it out.
     
  2. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Did you get drilled
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

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    Did they tell you you were gay?
     
  5. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    remember when lever said I was a pussy for getting gas
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  6. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Fuck off, Yuck Mouth!
     
  7. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    That was me 3 days ago, but mine was more modern and nicer looking. That looks like it belongs on Hannibal Lecter.
     
  8. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    The girl who gave me nitrous told me she gets the nitrous treatment just to get her teeth cleaned.:wtf:
     
  9. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Well I'd like the rest of the story.
     
  10. Schmoopy

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  11. Mark Mayonnaise

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  12. Sternac

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    buncha fruits getting gas to go to the dentist. except for my bff schmoopy of course.
     
  13. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    That sucks is your dentist did subpar work.
     
  14. Psyche

    Psyche Freethinker

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    You ain't kidding.

    I don't get nitrous, btw. I'm not a fruit. :grad:
     
  15. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Yeah, not wanting to feel pain makes you a fruit.:rolleyes:
     
  16. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Not wanting to get nitrous or some other type of anesthesia makes you a fucking retard!
     
  17. Sternac

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    that's what novocaine is for my dented head friend.
     
  18. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Schmoopy, not everyone will use every excuse in the book to get high.
     
  19. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I wish I could get knocked out for the painless LASIK procedure. :bigcry:
     
  20. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    god how did i get so ugly ?