Fuck, I didn't think I'd be jackin' tonight...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by NipplesAndToes23, Jun 11, 2015.

  1. NipplesAndToes23

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    Guess I thought wrong...
     
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  3. nextlevel

    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    What happened?
     
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    These are the kind of luxuries affordrd to the unemployed man
     
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    Jackin' on a whim
     
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  7. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Yeah, spill it
     
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    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    I think @Shedding Skin is local, maybe you can offer him something to come suck you off
     
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    @baltimore mike 's wife overbooked her BBC for the evening
     
  10. NipplesAndToes23

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    I thought I was going to get some ex-gf pussy tonight, but it didn't work out.
     
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    Oh hell no bitch
     
  12. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    fat, white girl?
     
  13. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Would you consider saying that it's time to say this summer's going to hurt like a motherfucker
     
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    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    I never rely on ex pussy anymore, it's so unreliable
     
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    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    Even if the price was right?
     
  16. NipplesAndToes23

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    Ain't that the truth. I mean, did she really think I just wanted to text with her out of the blue for nothing?
     
  17. LonghornJ

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    God damn it traw if you ever quote those chodes again I'm going to shove your head so far up your own ass you'll be using your nipples as swim goggles
     
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    I like Maroon 5 :jj:
     
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    Fuckin' Bobi... :jj:
     
  20. LonghornJ

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    Let the court know, big faggy likes Maroon 5

    Thank you