Poor. stupid. No career prospects. Got fucked up by addiction. Managed to knock a chick up when he was in no position to handle his business. Now he's turning to the Internet as an attempt to carve out an identity and build a little self-esteem, and we're just removing his dentures and shitting right down his throat every day of the week. Every time he posts a dumb t-shirt that he bought or brags that he has seventeen bucks in the bank, it's like he's saying to the world, "I'm not just human garbage! I can have stuff and floss gear!" and we're like, "Fuck you, Ryan Lever, you stupid cunt. You have nothing. You ARE nothing."