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FUCK!! I nearly cut my middle finger off

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  1. Ryan Lever

    Ryan Lever Well-Known Member

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    So I was cleaning out my fucking sink and I reach in and sliced my middle finger on glass. It is gushing blood and is pretty deep and hurts like hell. Should I wait a bit to see if it stops bleeding? Or go seek medical attention??
     
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  3. The Cunt

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    Make a vid of it
     
  4. Ryan Lever

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    I vid of what? It is not hanging or anything I got a bandage on it.
     
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    you should pour some whiskey on it
     
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    cut the shit.
     
  7. Ryan Lever

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    I got no alcohol or would of been a good idea.
     
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    Not a joke thread I cut myself for real
     
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    nfbuckeye Gonzo Weatherman VIP

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    Now's the time for some masturbation. Self made lube.
     
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    Making a thread about it was the best thing you could do then
     
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    burn to cauterize it with the kitchen stove

    put on youtube for full effect
     
  12. dinkus mayhem

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    :jj:
     
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    Extend it to your wrist and cut deeper .
     
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    Will that work? I got a knife on the stove now how bad does it hurt?
     
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    I think it works better with ya head in the oven
     
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    not bad -Rambo did it!
     
  17. zhukov

    zhukov His brain is gone, Jim VIP

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    use a stapler or nail gun to seal the wound
     
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    Stick the defective finger up your ass Ryan :dontknow:
     
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    You got that free socialist medicine, go milk it!
     
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    Don't burn yourself. Go get it checked out if it's still bleeding.
     
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    Sack up and be like the Yakuza. Cut that bitch off to show your loyalty.
     

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