Fuck-Marry-Kill: Alison Berns, Beth Ostrosky, Angie Everhart

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Popeye Saavedra, Jan 20, 2012.

  1. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Three women in Howard's life. We know the choice he made. I'm actually curious how people will vote on this one.

    For me,

    Fuck-Beth Ostrosky
    Marry-Angie Everhart
    Kill-Alison Berns

    I really hate to admit it but even though I fucking hate Beth, I'd still rather fuck her than Alison. At least I could hate fuck her.
     
  2. slacker

    slacker New Member

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    F Ally, she's not so hot so she'd try harder
    Marry Ang, hotter but batshit crazy
    Do the horse a favor and put her down
     
  3. queerface

    queerface Un-engaged Dyke Gold

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    Fuck Alison
    Marry Angie
    Kill Horse Face
     
  4. robbykrieger

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    Wow. I hate to say it, but I'd fuck Angie, kill Allison, and marry Beth.

    I'm a hypocrite, and I wouldn't mind having a trophy wife. Hmm...didn't know that about myself.
     
  5. Tmmy Sirianni

    Tmmy Sirianni Active Member

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    F- Angie
    M- Alison, hide in basement till divorce
    K - the night-mare
     
  6. jimmers

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    Beth is way too high maintenance to marry and she has a nice body but looks like a cold fish in bed. So kill her.
    Angie is probably also high maintenance to marry but she's definitely fuckable.
    Marry Alison. If she put up with Howard all those years she's a good women that will tolerate a lot.
     
  7. lilbuddy67

    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    Fuck- Beth
    Marry- Alison
    Kill- Angie
     
  8. Robert Higgins

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    I'd fuck Beff so I could do her bareback
    Marry Alison to spen some of Howard's divorce settlement $
    And kill Angie Everhart because she is a used up whore.
     
  9. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    Kill Alison and her densensitized vagina from too much vibrator stimulation.
    Fuck Beth.
    Marry Angie.
     
  10. Peanut2008

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    Fuck them all at the same time. Then kill them.
     
  11. Box of Rox

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    Shit I wouldn't fuck horse face with Lever's dick
     
  12. Mur

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    Need recent pics to judge properly. :c
     
  13. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    ok i will do this but do we have to print out the pics and jerk off on them?
     
  14. chrisfromvegas

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    Start a thread about three chicks then no pics?

    Reported.
     
  15. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Stripped of POTY for butthurting staff VIP

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    I'd fuck Beth, but she REALLY aint gonna like it. I'd put a kitten's head in a vice and tell her everytime she says "no" or "stop", I'm going to give it a turn.
    I'd marry Allison, The girls turned out good, would have been better if they had a strong father figure like me.
    Kill Angie, I'm guessing fucked out party whore, that makes it 1000% chance she screwier than a pet coon.
     
  16. robbykrieger

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    Oooh. I'd marry Allison, so's I could kill, then fuck sweet sweet Ashley Jade. I love her so much. I'd brush her hair, and make dinner for her, and I'd hold her hand while I fucked her hanging from the ceiling like a pinata. And as long as her toes remained cold and supple, I'd suck them lovingly.

    I love you Ashley Jade Stern.
     
  17. FSFN

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    Kill: Everhart. She does nothing for me.

    Fuck: Beth Stern. I wouldn't have sex, or jerk off, for 2-3 weeks. Build up a big load, then after just a couple thrusts, blow a HUGE load on her face. Take a pic, post on porn web sites. Good luck airbrushing that pic Howard.

    Marry: Allison. I would love to be step-daddy to Howards daughters. They would love me by default alone. I'd love to pick them up at Howards place after a week end visit, make eye contact with him...letting him know "I'm their daddy now!!"
     
  18. TheWonk

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    I'd fuck this one:
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    kill the Horse and marry Alison.
     
  19. JackiesSeat

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    This, but after killing her, drop a load on her corpse.