Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by TheWonk, Jan 21, 2012.
Mrs. Baba Booey
Mary gets the Knife, Beth gets my schlong and Christine becomes my bride.
Wow, good one...
I couldn't touch Mary with a ten foot pole after all her years of suckn and fuckn Gary, so I'd have to kill her...
Christine... I'd marry so I could cheat on her ass every day, some payback for what she has done to sal...
Beff... I'd anally sodomize then toss away with the trash..
F - Christine (she'd make a lousy wife)
M - Mary (probably a good wife; rules don't say you have to F her)
K - Beth (just as I've done in every other FMK)
fuck: Christine, she exudes sexuality and Sal ain't hittin it......
marry: Beth, she is aaaaaaaaammmaaaaazzzzzziiiinnnggg and is a HIGHLY successful model......
kill: Mary, sorry she has coitus with a fucking simian, nuff said....
Fuck Christine and Mary
and not marry either of them
Christine and Mary seem like they fucking nag a lot. I just couldn't put up with that shit. And well Beth...do I really need to explain my decision there?
Dude, humans ARE simians. We're apes too.
Marry Christine (I know she's a cheater but she's so freakin hot and I can treat her better than Sal does)
If the post was actually funny I would have let it go. But since it wasn't, it just made you sound stupid.
thanks for your input, guess you gave me the on that one, you should be on AGT....
I second that for the very same reasons
Excellent question. Very difficult, because I despise Christine so deeply, yet am so god damned attracted to her.
I'd fuck the shit out of Christine. I'd talk mad shit to her, maybe spit on her, but with the hidden agenda that she'd give it back to me in spades. Maybe toss a knife onto the bed, then slap the fuck out her, and hope she'd wrestle me for control of the knife. I'd want her to bite me and shit. A saucy little wench, that one is. She gets to live.
Kill Mary; Marry Beth.
I would butcher Mary.
I would donkey punch Beth
Christine would be chained in the basement.
I'd fuck Christine because she needs a good roll in the sack after being with Sal all these years
I'd kill Mary because I would never follow Booey
I'd marry Beth because I would be able to get my hands on all that Stern money she would have gotten from divorcing Howard
Fuck-Christine, she's the hottest of all 3 and probably hasn't had it in a while
Marry-Beth to get some of the Stern cash
Kill Mary Booey because probably could not adapt to living with humans.
And then you file for bankruptcy soon after.
Ah, the old Kobayashi Maru. I believe Captain Kirk was the the only person ever to devise a solution: Fuck, Marry, then Kill 'beth.