Stern Show Fuck, marry, kill

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Bobby Axelrod, May 4, 2016.

  1. Bobby Axelrod

    Bobby Axelrod Well-Known Member VIP

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    Robin Quivers
    Beth Ostrosky-Stern
    Hillary Clinton
     
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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Jesus fucking Christ dude
     
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  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Do I have to be loyal to the one I marry?
     
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    Sloppyjoe ENHANCED HUMAN Gold

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    kill robin, obviously

    fuck beth. hate fuck that is

    marry Hillary. I already know she's good with me fucking anything that walks
     
  5. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    id fuck beth
     
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  6. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Robin is worth 45 million

    Hillary is worth 31 million

    Therefore

    Fuck Beth

    Kill Hillary

    Marry Robin but I aint fucking her. Unless it's like, 1995 Robin.
     
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  7. Bobby Axelrod

    Bobby Axelrod Well-Known Member VIP

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    For me the answer is pretty easy.

    F Robin
    M Beth
    K Hillary
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    If I have to be loyal, obviously marry Beth
     
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    kingship Well-Known Member

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    I don't see the "Shoot self in head" option.
     
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  10. Bobby Axelrod

    Bobby Axelrod Well-Known Member VIP

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    It's marriage, not dating. Of course you have to be loyal.
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    :jj:
     
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    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    Kill Hillary - oofa
    Fuck Beth - youngest and best looking
    Marry Robin - rich and I'd like to meet Howard
     
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    you obviously live in a alternate reality
     
  14. Sloppyjoe

    Sloppyjoe ENHANCED HUMAN Gold

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    you think a guy with negative 4000 reps gets to make rules?
     
  15. Sleep

    Sleep The Violence. The Speed. The Momentum. VIP

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    Marry Beth - If I'm gonna have to bless these chicks with the pipe, she's the only one I'd willingly do

    Fuck Robin in the butt

    Kill Hillary
     
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    awesome thread..will read it on my way down when i jump of a bridge with kanye west
     
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    Kill, Kill, Kill
     
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    walterHwhite Heisenberg

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    this for these exact reasons.
     
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    Fuck Hillary
    Marry Robin
    Kill Beth
     
  20. OV

    OV Rapscallion

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    Looks like Howard would opt for an off the menu option :dontknow:

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