Politics Fuck me. BLM is coming to my town.

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by kingship, Jul 26, 2016.

  1. kingship

    kingship Well-Known Member

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    I'm supposed to cover these assholes Wednesday. They want to set up a "chapter" in the city where I work.

    I'll be fighting the urge to ask "Banksy" type questions (from the film "Chasing Amy") once their idiocy begins.

    Fight ubsurdity with ubsurdity, I always say.
     
  2. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Ask them: "will you protest or use any form of activism in any black on black murders in the area?"
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    I thought you were talking about @baltimore mike. I woulda felt worse for you if he came than the blacklives people.
     
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    knuckle_hedd loving life!

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    That's ubsurd..
     
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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    :secret: Banky
     
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    Ask them what their Chicago "chapter" is doing to stop blacks from killing each other.
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    Yer gonna get raped.
     
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    tedsfrozenhead VIP Extreme Gold

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    They protested last week in Pittsburgh. Total dud...maybe 200 people showed up. I guess black lives don't matter all that much when it's 99 degrees in the shade.
     
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    Ask them who they are and why are they famous.
     
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    Sell black power souvenirs to them and make some money.
     
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    Arm yourself with a stack of job applications.
     
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    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. Gold

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    Ask them if they know who the future POTY is around here. They better...
     
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    Will Martin Luther Queen be there? :eek:

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    :rofl: @MLQueen
     
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    Soros funded hate group that would eat their young and destroy their community for a buck.
     
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    Ask them if they ever ff-ff-f-f fawrted in white protesters faces.
     
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    MilkyDischarge The "Fuckin' cockroach infestation!"

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    Covering them? Are you part of Howard 100 news?
     
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    Just write them checks for the days wage they're missing by not being at their jobs.
    Or distract them by announcing there's a twirking competition in 5 minutes.
     
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    Ask them who their favorite member of Bell, Biv, Devoe was.



    If they say Biv, run. Run like the wind.
     
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