Fuck Meteorologists and their half ass "predictions"

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  1. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    It's become crystal clear that these assholes have no idea what they're talking about on the local news... yesterday they predicted 82 and sunny... it was overcast and maybe hit 75.

    Tonight they're talking about hail and big storms rolling in to the region from San Francisco... what the fuck is that? Saying we'll be in the 40s with hail and thunder on Wednesday... I call bullshit.

    What other profession can you survive in when you're wrong 50% of the time? Fed chairman? President? NY Times economist?

    This is bullshit... and the kicker is that half of these weather men are fags.

    Oy vey.
     
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    Howard Stern, plus he works less than 50%.
     
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    record high 89 here today

    record low 20 tomorrow night

    I hope they're wrong like they are a lot
     
  4. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    wtf right? Wearing shorts one weekend and then a couple days later the North Face fleece is back out... this shit is not cool.
     
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    The weather guy on channel 11 gets an erection when bad weather rolls in. He just about orgasms on camera.
     
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    Does Troy Dungan and his stupid bow ties still do weather in DFW?
     
  7. LonghornJ

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    Believe me, living in Houston for 8 years I saw the weather hounds get wood when hurricane season rolls around every year... NBC Frank Billingsly being the worst offender.

    He's also a homo, for the record. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

    Anyway... I think we need a little more pressure on these guys to provide correct information. My current target is Delkus on ABC... he sucks. He and Dale Hansen banter about, but his forecasts are complete shit.

    We need accountability. Attica!!!
     
  8. LonghornJ

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    He's retired I think.

    Gig filled by Delkus... the biggest fraud in the game.
     
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    Dale Hansen hasn't drank himself to death yet?

    That's a shocker.
     
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    We've got a weather guy out here named Dallas Raines on ABC.

    He's as orange as Fratto and seems like a bit of a twinkle toes.


    Now, that Jillian Barberie used to get my morning started nicely back in the day, I'll tell you what.

    Between her and the broads on those ESPN fitness shows... hew buddy.
     
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    I could do that shit for a fraction of their salary and be happy. Also, no one would talk shit because I didn't get a degree in pretending I'll know whether the weekend will be warm. Those faggots.
     
  12. LonghornJ

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    They have the fake tit candy do the traffic reports here...
     
  13. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    He strikes me as the kind of guy that cheats on his wife and sits at Lakewood Landing rolling up a $90 tab every night.
     
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    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    This is Sharon Tay.

    She's on CBS and I want to give her my long dong with duck sauce:



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    not a weather guy, but certainly a Houston stalwart.

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  16. LonghornJ

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    Like a gentleman, of course...

    Slime in the ice machine :jj:
     
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    I liked how he screamed his name after his segment

    MAAARRRVIN ZINDLER..... EEYYYEEE - WITNESS NEWS

    and Dave Ward would roll his eyes and say thanks marvin

    Marvin died a few yrs ago :pray:
     
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    I thought you were a canuck? Who the fuck are you?
     
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    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    Look out the window...dress appropriately.
     
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    :facepalm: