fuck my ex

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  1. garypagetwo

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    she's the biggest fucking btich in the world. i swear to god i was at my friends bday party today and she was there, at first she was like all fucking over me and telling me i had to come to her party thing later in july, and awww i just broke up with my bf, im so fucked up bablablbalbala. 30min later she's all over another faggot making me look like a fool.
    later on in the club she's hanging all over this douche bag still and im like fuck that fucking bitch, and go on to do my own thing. i swear ive never felt so humiliated in my fucking life pretty much every girl looked untouchable and i was left walking around like a fucking KoC on united ginger day looking like a fucking dildo and pretty much felt like a fucking dick. the worst part was, later when there was only about an hour left, my ex went up to me and started grabbing me and was like "where have you been all this time, the dude (the one she was all over) has been all over me all night and i just wanted to be with you" and i was like wooooww take it easy, i hope you hda a good night and like was all nice n shit. what a fucking bitch.

    to top it all off, to make myself feel better i was like fuck that bitch im gonna hit the dance floor and pick up the hottest chick here. a 5/10 chick came up to me and told me i was dancing all wrong and tried to show me how to dance. holy shit i just wanted someone to kill me right there, there was no chance in hell id be able to follow her moves. worst yet, she wouldn't fucking go away, so i just had to stand there doing my moves with her obvious look of disappointment judging me every fucking second.

    actually you know what the owrst part was when i finally got home and looked at myself in the mirror, my hair had puffed up so i looked like a fucking circus clown serial killer. holy shit worst night in my life, going to bed, fuck the whole world.
     
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    get rid of those bitch tits, problem solved! no chick likes a guy with bigger titties than her :hat:
     
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    this makes me sad :depressed:
     
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    OP isn't a fag. He's a Lying faggot.
     
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    The ex's name is Ralph
     
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    dude you should at least try to type like english is your second language.
     
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    I did not read it in a box
    i would not read it to a fox
     
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    Are these the people that are cool with you, Gary?

    :slick: