WTF Fuck my life I am at the DMV

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Life....:owned:

    Aparently the feds need a new picture to go with my drivers license
     
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  2. GLguygardner

    GLguygardner "I break bread, ribs, hundred dollar bills..."

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    pics plz. I'm going on Monday FML
     
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  3. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    Say hello to all of the gargoyle political appointees working there. How those people get along IRL is beyond me.

    :idea: Probably a lot of members here work there.
     
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  4. GLguygardner

    GLguygardner "I break bread, ribs, hundred dollar bills..."

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    If you get a fat black woman when you get to the counter, be VERY polite.
     
  5. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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  6. GLguygardner

    GLguygardner "I break bread, ribs, hundred dollar bills..."

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    :pissedoff:
     
  7. GLguygardner

    GLguygardner "I break bread, ribs, hundred dollar bills..."

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    Is everyone looking at their phone while on that horrible line?
     
  8. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    Take a number please. Here is yours.
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  9. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Always am..
     
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  10. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    :bigcry:
     
  11. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    Thanks for sharing!!!
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  12. stanggirl

    stanggirl There's no replacement for displacement

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    Hahaha
     
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    I just did mine too.

    There's a 'Drivers License Only' office near me and I was in and out in 5 minutes.
     
  14. stanggirl

    stanggirl There's no replacement for displacement

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    I'm 42 and my dmv picture was from when I was 19. Looks nothing like me these days. It is a great pic
     
  15. AcquiringSignal

    AcquiringSignal Girthy VIP

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    Here you can reserve a time and they will page you 30 minutes before your turn. If you are still at the bar, hit 1 for more time.
     
  16. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    The DMV is also the immigration office in NY so you can imagine how fucked up it is here.

    I feel for you.
     
  17. Pooh bear

    Pooh bear Well-Known Member VIP

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    The one by me has you in and out pretty fast :dance2:
     
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  18. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    I like you Gwarn. Did you ever refer to the HS forum as faggots?
     
  19. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Tag kiosk.
    :ddance:
     
  20. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    I doubt it. I don't use it that often and I'd probably spell it "faggit."