Fuck my life...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Nick Beef, Oct 21, 2013.

  1. Nick Beef

    Nick Beef New Member Banned User

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  2. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    did you mean "wife" ?



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  3. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I AM SO FUCKING EXCITED FOR THANKSGIVING :dancin:



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    Beef, Nicholas. :yay:
     
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    k...see ya
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Tell us of your pain son. Share it.

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  8. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Okay serious question

    Do you call this "stuffing" or "dressing"?


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  9. Nick Beef

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    Stuffing. Only faggots call it dressing.
     
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    :troutjj:
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    That's what I'm saying

    I got this second cousin or aunt or whatever she is, she's this fat old bag, and she's very sweet to me but she tend to be a massive pain in the fuck to restaurant staff

    Anyway, I guess she once ordered a turkey sandwich that had gravy and what not, and just flipped the fuck out on the waiter for not giving her "dressing" too. (Evidently they only have dressing during the holidays, and this was July)

    Her being a twat aside, when my Mom told me this story I was just like o_O What the fuck is dressing???
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I thought this was dressing


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    Agreed. Except stuffing shouldn't have almonds in it. And shouldn't ever be called "dressing" :hat:
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    My girlfriend's all like OMG OMG HALLOWEEN HALLOWEEN YAY :woot: and I'm all like LOL FUCK THAT I WANT GRAVY
     
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    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    Thanksgiving was last weekend
     
  16. Nick Beef

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    Sup, old guy.
     
  17. Nick Beef

    Nick Beef New Member Banned User

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    Women enjoy dressing up like sluts. :grad:
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    That's not exactly what she's going for, though
     
  20. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    not much, sorta new guy