fuck my yard

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by geo, Jun 20, 2014.

  1. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    i've tried to do the flower beds and little rock gardens for years and it still looks like shit.
    i give the fuck up.
    that is fucking all.
     
  2. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head Darth Taterâ„¢ 2010 OG Gold

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    Yard = asshole?
     
  3. BleedingGums

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    lulz
     
  4. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head Darth Taterâ„¢ 2010 OG Gold

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    IN! :yes:
     
  5. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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  6. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    not fun not funny
     
  7. Lemmy

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    lets see some pics
     
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  10. Mack

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    hire a landscaper. :dontknow:

    they aren't that expensive.
     
  11. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    thanks, it's on my list of ALL THE OTHER SHIT THAT NEEDS TO BE DONE AROUND HERE :rolleye:
     
  12. Mack

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    Is Mr. Geo lazy?
     
  13. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    no, he's just satisfied with the status quo. makes for a happy man. :dontknow:
     
  14. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    :cool:

    Find a motivated 16 year old who isn't afraid to work and pay him $10 an hour and you can pretty much revamp your entire yard for around $500. Hell, that's how I made money in the summers as a kid and there was never a shortage of work.

    We've got our yard squared away to where it's low maintenance but it doesn't look like it. I'm a big fan of perennials that don't need pruned.
     
  15. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    thing is, it needs a professional's touch. there are a lot of problems such as areas that just won't grow grass, erosion, etc. that need to be addressed. :facepalm:
     
  16. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    If she's paying a "motivated 16 year old" it's not gonna be for yard work. :c
     
  17. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    Uhhh... aren't you a geologist? :chair:
     
  18. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    in hindsight, I think some of the neighborhood ladies were horny old broads. :c
     
  19. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    sorry there were no yard work classes offered when I got my degrees :dontknow:
     
  20. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    but soil erosion probably isn't over your head. :jj: