Fuck off, you fat fucking piece of shit.

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  1. Eni

    Eni New Member

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    How come I never ever haired:

    Fuck off, you slim fucking piece of shit?
     
  2. Eni

    Eni New Member

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    I do not know how would I feel if i were fat,
    but it seems american people just do not like fat people.

    Which is sad.
     
  3. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I have no idea what this means - but I'm just happy to see you here. :flowers:
     
  4. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    You two gonna make out?
     
  5. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I can't reach her from here.

    She'd be in some serious trouble if I could. :marx:
     
  6. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Let me know when you do. I'll park my thumb in your asshole.
     
  7. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    :lol:

    I'm what they call fat/fit.
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    What about "bony-assed bitch"?
     
  9. Eni

    Eni New Member

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    I was just quoting some post,
    and I was wondering.

    Slippy, if there is a gun put to your head,
    and you have to choose between two guy.

    One is too fat,
    one is too slim?

    Which one would you choose?
     
  10. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Very difficult question sunshine.

    I suppose if it was a one-time thing, and I was forced to do it by gun - it would be all about how they smelled.

    It's not like I'll care if they have a decent cock or not, I'll be doing it against my will. As long as they smelled good though, it would be more tolerable. :dontknow:
     
  11. Eni

    Eni New Member

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    If Slippy would have a dick,
    based on her personality,
    she would be my perfect match.
     
  12. Eni

    Eni New Member

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    :rofl:

    :wub:


    that is the right answer.
     
  13. Eni

    Eni New Member

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    but if there is a gun put to my head, i rather choose a guy,
    who is a bit fat.

    and not a skeleton.
     
  14. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    I'm the best of all worlds. I smell fantastic, I'm in shape and I have a pretty hefty schlong.
     
  15. BleedingGums

    BleedingGums Fesh Fox Faggot VIP

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    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Sucks for me then.
     
  17. AnimalGod

    AnimalGod Well-Known Member VIP

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    and I like you too Eni.
     
  18. Eni

    Eni New Member

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    I don't know what "bony-assed bitch" means,


    but i like you big time regardless if you are fat or slim.
    :wub:
     
  19. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Haha. Right on, AG. She will probably carry your discs and beer as well.
     
  20. Eni

    Eni New Member

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    :funny:



    me too