Fuck the Guitar Center Soundstage

Discussion in 'The Artie Lange Show' started by Ipokesmot, Oct 20, 2012.

  1. Ipokesmot

    Ipokesmot Well-Known Member Banned User

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    This fucking band on tonight, Chappo??????? The fucking GAYEST thing I've ever heard or seen since Milli Vanilli. :cuss:
    They just posted one of their videos on the N&A site... this has to be a new level of SUCK. Nice feathers you faggots.

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    psyllium husk New Member

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    I hear ya ..
     
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    mattyfishrip197 Well-Known Member

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    they play indie rock.... just to make sure they dont become famous
     
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    mattyfishrip197 Well-Known Member

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    a shaman in the desert gave them the feathers so you know they are legit
     
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    I haven't heard them yet but I'm glad Artie picked them up on the feathers. They looked like a bargain-basement version of The Killers.
     
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    they had fucking aluminum foil over all their instrument stands, the fruity ass feathers weren't even the worst thing on that stage
     
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    haha! yeah, that's right! They shoulda had the foil on their heads! :)
     
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    Ipokesmot Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I bitched at Artie on Twitter for giving them a shoutout. I know it's not his fault for these shit bands, but at least don't give them props.
     
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    I just skip it, they need the money I guess
     
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    Salmo Active Member

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    What's worse. All these ponderous bands playing their tunes OR the interviews they do?

    Really ruining the show.

    How about maybe 1 time/month at most.
     
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    they should have wrapped themselves in the foil and had the twat twins microwave them
     
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    I have a theory that Artie created the segment so these burn outs could bring the heroin to him so he didn't have to put all those miles on the Rover driving to Delaware
     
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    Well, if they MUST have bands on then let's make some suggestions... I'm not sure who's touring around NY in the future, but I'll kick it off with these...

    Eagles Of Death Metal
    The Obits
    Mark Lanegan (or any of the million bands he sings in)
    Josh Homme acoustic (and guest for the whole show)
    Social Distortion (playing the Roseland Ballroom next week)
    Electric Six (playing the Mercury Lounge next week)

    The current talent booker for the show needs to be treated the way Artie treats a trashcan.
     
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    I wouldn't mind if they got one of those DJ laptop fags in, just to hang shit on. Girl Talk is probably the worst one. Lives with his parents and his fave band is Hall & Oates. Perfect! Get him in!
     
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    The Swingin' Neckbreakers are at Maxwell's next week. Get them in. I don't want any more fag bands on the show!
     
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    Ipokesmot Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I've never heard of any of those bands.

    If this show is going to be grade A then they need grade A BANDS!! Metallica, AC/DC, Prong, Alice N Chains, maybe even Rush (if they don't charge 1 million for showing up lol).
     
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    Yeah, I just don't think they'll be able to get those really famous bands to come in. They'd rather snort coke in their hotel rooms 'cause they don't need the publicity.
     
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    I agree with everything except I think that sometimes the interviews aren't terrible. I'd rather not have them, but Artie makes the best of a bad situation: he's a good interviewer and can usually get something out of them.

    But the whole philosophy of having unknown musical guests on is a huge misstep. Who is this supposed to appeal to? Shut-ins who can't waddle their asses down to the local coffee shop on open mic night? Chicks?

    :uscratch:

    And how many people do they hope to reel in with this nonsense? And more importantly, will it offset the fans they're alienating in the process?

    I'd love to hear Ken Kohl's......................even the fake YouTube Ken Kohl's......................thinking on this.

    Who's toolin' around the dial, sees some acoustic jerkoff they don't know, and says "Oh yeah................I'm leaving this on!!!"?!?

    There's something to be said for limits. There's something to be said for not trying to appeal to everyone.

    It's fucking ponderous!
     
  19. Ipokesmot

    Ipokesmot Well-Known Member Banned User

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    People like Ken Kohl don't know anything except how to shove Matzo bread in their face, among other things (ask Travolta). :jj:
     
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    Who the fuck tunes into listen to some bird calls from some faggots named Chavo? Like someone is flipping through the channels, comes across 500 and goes, wow is that keyboard and drumset covered with aluminum foil, might those feathers have come from a shaman, I'm in. I wish the fat guy would stop saying funny things and the fruity guy mentioning Kevin Eubanks would stop teasing some stupid story, I need more Chavo.