Fuck the Ice Buckets, Can Floyd Mayweather Read a Book?

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  1. BrerJimmy

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    50 Cent just gained 750,000 cool points...

     
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    His 750 gee's are safe. No fucking way Mayweather can read a full page without stopping.
     
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    "What's a Hog wart?"
     
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    Someone better talk 50 down from his pedestal, though. Homeboy didn't know what a grapefruit was...

     
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    Awesome.
     
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    This Audio Clip Of Floyd Mayweather Struggling To Read Is Cringeworthy
    BY WORD / 08.22.14

    50 Cent challenged Floyd Mayweather to a “read-off” because, according to Fif, Floyd can’t read worth a damn, the New York City-based morning show, The Breakfast Club, dug up audio of The Champ attempting to read.

    Of course it was Charlamagne Tha God who pulled up the unedited audio clip of Floyd struggling to read the simple, two-sentence drop that would’ve normally taken the average person 10 seconds to read. We know this because DJ Envy timed Charlamagne reading the short script before playing the cringeworthy clip.

    The script:

    “I’m Floyd Mayweather and I’ve joined IHeartRadio for the Show Your Stripes movement to support the hiring of vets. Go to ShowYourStripes.org, a website that connects veterans with employees and helps businesses find candidates with the best training.”

    Here ya go…



    I’ve got no comment because, according to Internet logic, Floyd has more money than me which means I can’t say anything about him.
     
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    I be reading yo!!
     
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    Books are like kryptonite to a reggie!!!
     
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    Floyd gets punched in the head for a living. Is it really a shock that he can't read very well??
    :jj:
     
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    HA!!!! Stop trying to read and sing a spiritual for me boy. Then tell your daughter to go warm up my bed.
     
  12. Boomer

    Boomer Who is your daddy and what does he do?

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    This morning, Charlamagne, DJ Envy, and Angela Yee were discussing the latest round of 50/Mayweather beef when Charlamagne revealed that he had proof that Mayweather struggles to read. He then pulled out a recent clip of Mayweather reading a "drop" for Power 105—or at least, trying to read the drop. He eventually worked his way through it. But as you can hear in the clip above, Mayweather struggled to string his words together and took quite a bit of time to read a few sentences for the drop.

     
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    Floyd can read. He cant read fast, but he can definitely read.



    He gets punched in the face for a living. He's probably been doing this for 20 years.

    He probably reads better than I would after getting punched in the face for a living for 20 years.


    just my thoughts...
     
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    He never graduated hs, dude is a rich moron.