Fuck This Foot: The Vajankle

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  1. EndOfLine

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    This is proof guys will fuck anything. :jj:

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    Just like the human/avatar ladyparts on which they're modeled, fleshlights come in all sorts of wacky shapes and colors. But if and when making love to a plastic robot vagina starts to lose its thrill, Sin Boutique is here to cushion your deep, dark fall with the latest solo sex substitute. In the form of a foot. You can now have sex with a plastic, vagina foot.

    Dubbed the Vajankle (because you can always make something worse if you put your mind to it), the disembodied sex leg is meant to appeal to the foot fetishists among us by sticking a vagina directly into a lobbed off ankle. Nail polish is, of course, optional.

    If you, too, want to put your penis inside of a plastic, foot-shaped hole, the Vajankle can be yours for the low, one-time price of $180 dollars. Which is probably a steal compared to how much it would cost to Frankenstein yourself an actual vagina foot. You can even choose the nail polish/skin tone shade to match the real, decidedly less-fuckable human foot of your choice. Because sometimes, dreams really can come true.

    http://gizmodo.com/the-vajankle-is-a-fleshlight-foot-you-can-fuck-1681424473

    http://www.sinthetics.biz/collections/sexy-silicone-feet/products/silicone-short-feet-vajankle
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Whhhaaaa thhheeee :wtf:
     
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  3. boognishstern

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    :facepalm: wtf
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Are these from the new Jeffery Dahmer Fleshlight collection?
     
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    That made me want to vomit.
     
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    Ewwwww.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    This is hard to explain when you go through airport security.
     
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    wonder if sfx guys are commissioned out to make the molds 'cause nevermind the ankle vag, that's some grade b-movie practical prosthetic. :munchkill:
     
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    gross
     
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    I am constantly amazed at the results of "base human needs plus the desire to make a buck".
     
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    That would make a great stocking stuffer.
    :fdrum:
     
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    A real decapitated foot is better. :fil:

    How do you clean it out ? a fleshlight you can take the rubber out and run water through it.
     
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    @RexRyan
     
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    :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    ...sex sells. :dontknow:
     
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    He'd bang the toenails off that thing.
     
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    ..."id fuck her till come was oozing out her toes" just got real.
     
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    I only clicked on this post to look at your AV.

    Please don't judge.
     
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